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  • #16
    liketoshoot
    Veteran Member
    • Jan 2008
    • 3810

    what's with all of the 74% crap. I didn't study and I got 74%, which was 99% better then the other peeps it said took the test? So do I sell the long leather coat?
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    Thieves are the lowest form of life out there, except for liberal politicians, of course, but that's redundant.

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    • #17
      Steve-O
      Senior Member
      • Mar 2006
      • 721

      74% as well.

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      • #18
        What Just Happened?
        Veteran Member
        • Sep 2007
        • 2504

        Rolling with a live firearm? That's breaking the 180 rule.

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        • #19
          troyus
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2007
          • 1037

          I too received 74%, my only sin, I believe, was always going with the AK-47 in the questionnaire.
          Last edited by troyus; 02-19-2008, 10:30 AM.
          "War is a racket. It always has been. It is possibly the oldest, easily the most profitable, surely the most vicious. It is the only one international in scope. It is the only one in which the profits are reckoned in dollars and the losses in lives. Only a small 'inside' group knows what it is about. It is conducted for the benefit of the very few, at the expense of the very many. Out of war a few people make huge fortunes."

          - Smedley D. Butler

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          • #20
            Paradiddle
            Senior Member
            • Dec 2003
            • 1743

            My favorite part is the misspelling of commando (camando) in the opening paragraph.

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            • #21
              Ironchef
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2007
              • 2313

              74% -- damn.
              Fleeing the PRK on 3/8/09!!

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              • #22
                midvalleyshooter
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2005
                • 1545

                Yep guys, I got 74% too I saw these links over on the BE forum and just had to share them. The Dallas Nunjitsu thing cracks me up. The blinding fast reloads, the rolling in the dirt, throwing knifes at a board your buddy is holding, just goofy

                I think its all a spoof for comedy, tell me it has to be???

                Keith

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                • #23
                  midvalleyshooter
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 1545

                  Two other links I got from over on BE forum. The ultimate mall ninja gun:


                  And certainly not to be out done the original mall ninja, Gecko 45:
                  Latest news coverage, email, free stock quotes, live scores and video are just the beginning. Discover more every day at Yahoo!


                  This stuff cracks me up

                  Keith

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                  • #24
                    tombinghamthegreat
                    Veteran Member
                    • May 2007
                    • 2785

                    You scored 77 % Mall Ninja Personae!
                    "Legitimate use of violence can only be that which is required in self-defense." Ron Paul
                    "The issue today is the same as it has been throughout all history, whether man shall be allowed to govern himself or be ruled by a small elite." - Thomas Jefferson
                    Originally posted by forumguy
                    The same way they enforce all the rest of the BS laws. Only criminals are exempt, while the honest obey.
                    Originally posted by bwiese
                    Sometimes I think the function of Calguns is half to refute bad info from gunshops and half to refute bad info from DOJ.

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                    • #25
                      battlehatch
                      Senior Member
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 614

                      Ack!? 76% Mall Ninja?! How can this be?

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                      • #26
                        tyrist
                        Veteran Member
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 4564

                        I got a 74% as well and not really sure. I am pretty sure this "test" is pretty bogus but slightly amusing.

                        Those dallas ninjas are just plain terrible. Their gun "fighting" ability would be pretty piss poor. I could see them getting shot in the 10 ring, throat and head before they even finished the draw. I do think they are going slow so as not to have an accident but come on, totally rediculous.

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                        • #27
                          JagerTroop
                          Veteran Member
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 3922

                          You scored 74 % Mall Ninja Personae!

                          Too many 74%ers... I think it's rigged. some of those q's don't leave you an out. Like, "if you could be an action star, who would you be?" WTF?? If I could? How about "if you absolutely had to be an action star, who would you be?"
                          -A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.*
                          *participation may vary by location. Not valid in California.

                          Originally posted by ar15barrels
                          And yes, this IS gun school.
                          Welcome to class.
                          Originally posted by bdsmchs
                          There is life outside of Calguns
                          Originally posted by IrishPirate
                          stop looking to the internet to tell you everything you should do.....sack up and just do what you want!!!!!

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                          • #28
                            troyus
                            Senior Member
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 1037

                            Originally posted by midvalleyshooter
                            And certainly not to be out done the original mall ninja, Gecko 45:
                            Latest news coverage, email, free stock quotes, live scores and video are just the beginning. Discover more every day at Yahoo!

                            Keith
                            The internet is awesome.
                            "War is a racket. It always has been. It is possibly the oldest, easily the most profitable, surely the most vicious. It is the only one international in scope. It is the only one in which the profits are reckoned in dollars and the losses in lives. Only a small 'inside' group knows what it is about. It is conducted for the benefit of the very few, at the expense of the very many. Out of war a few people make huge fortunes."

                            - Smedley D. Butler

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                            • #29
                              bluestaterebel
                              Veteran Member
                              • Feb 2006
                              • 3052

                              74%
                              Originally posted by 11Z50
                              Since your myopic view is in concurrence with your cognizant lifespan on this planet, obviously less than 20 years, I will grant you a dispensation.

                              Figure that out and exercise your mind.....

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                              • #30
                                midvalleyshooter
                                Senior Member
                                • Nov 2005
                                • 1545

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