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Gonna have to be very creative when I explain this to the wife but I couldn't resist. What do you think if I just gift wrap and give it to her for her birthday?
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I hate you. Somebody post one of those someday pictures with the person in the background. Just tell her you have had it forever.....
Or go with my classic. Buy her something shiny so she doesn't notice the gun... Women like shiny objects. If you can afford it diamonds work very well.Stupid people; They're breeding.
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Put a lampshade on it and give it to her. (Like the leg in "A Christmas Story.")
When she says, "That's hideous! Get that thing out of my sight!" You're home free.Comment
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I'm a lucky SOB, my wife supports my insanity...
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(ಠ_ృ) riveting tale, chap.Comment
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