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  • barrym66
    Senior Member
    • Mar 2009
    • 2228

    Luke Skywalker: Jedi Dumbass

    Luke obviously never learned the 4 Rules.....



    Barry

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  • #2
    Von_Richthofen
    • Jun 2011
    • 374

    Luke, your father did the same and look what became of him... Trust the Force DumbA**

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    • #3
      Bobby Ricigliano
      Mit Gott und Mauser
      CGN Contributor
      • Feb 2011
      • 17439

      The light saber should have been issued to him with an overpriced laser cable lock. Did he pay the laser DROS fee or are light sabers C&R?

      Clearly he did not have a LSSC (Light Saber Safety Card). He could have sued Obi Wan if he took out an eye with that thing.

      Although, Luke Skywalker would have been taken far more seriously as a Jedi Master if he had a patched eye or perhaps a long vertical scar down his face. He may have avoided the Mos Eisley canteen brawl altogether.

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      • #4
        MrExel17
        CGN/CGSSA Contributor
        CGN Contributor
        • Feb 2011
        • 9170

        10 day wait....LOL, but...but..but I need to save the galaxy.
        "Professionals practice to get it right, Operators practise to get it wrong."

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        • #5
          Baconator
          Bacon makes it better
          CGN Contributor - Lifetime
          • Jan 2009
          • 9547

          It was an 80%. Completed by his father, then interfamilially transferred.

          Come on guys.

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          • #6
            boltmopar
            Senior Member
            • Jul 2011
            • 1447

            Clearly Tatooine is the equivalent of a free state.

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            • #7
              busta00
              Member
              • Mar 2010
              • 172

              Its a pre ban family transfer. Blue was banned in 1982

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              • #8
                lgm118icbm
                CGSSA Leader
                • Sep 2009
                • 1202

                I bet he doesn't have his light sabre safety certificate.
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                • #9
                  JxPakman
                  Member
                  • Mar 2012
                  • 278

                  thank you barrym66, that was funny!
                  I like guns.

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                  • #10
                    stix213
                    AKA: Joe Censored
                    CGN Contributor - Lifetime
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 18998

                    Haha, reminded me of these Freddiew vids



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                    • #11
                      Curley Red
                      Banned
                      • May 2011
                      • 1737

                      I saw that picture a couple of weeks ago so I had to watch the movie to see if he really does that. That scenes is not in the movie, I believe it be a fake photoshopped pic.

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