What do you say to the dealer when you want to buy a gun?

[bluestaterebel]

"What do you mean just one per month?"

[10001110101]

you don'r handle and dry fire the gun? you know if you try 5 of the same guns usually there is one with the best of the lot trigger pull. Some times it doesn't matter but usually it does.

Oh, I did handle it before I was done, but it wasn't a matter of deciding that I wanted to buy one.

[Datdarkness]

where do the bullets go

[JackRydden224]

I say:

" I wanna buy a gun"

No kidding, that's why I'm there so why not announce it? People end to treat me better knowing what I want.

[The King]

"How much to borrow it?"

[shooperman]

Where do the round things go?

[biscuitbarrel]

I go in with an angry look on my face and say "I wanna buy a gun and one bullet".

[JAGACIDA]

any wiggle room on this?

[wilit]

I usually break the ice with, "I just got fired and I want a gun that holds lots of bullets."

[Bro KV]

I just got done printing those 100 dollar bills.

[battleship]

Best Arnie accent - UZI 9MM

[TreadonmenoT]

[DVSmith]

I just tell them I would like to buy it and ask them if they take Pep Boys credit cards...

[loose_electron]

Seriously -

Ask if they can do better on the price,
(Buds guns has it for XXXX + FFL
and shipping would get it to me for...)

With that tell them I have cash so
no credit card company fees.
(Pulling out a wad of Benjamins...)

The cash flash will often get their attention.
Works in the small shops, but
not the commercial ones.

After that? Drivers license, stack of $100
bills needed and HSC card. Then go stand
in the corner for your 10 day timeout.

[dieselpower]

"How much to borrow it?"

I like this one...