Gun Freak?

[Jrdc]

well apparently an acquaintance of mine called me a gun freak I'm pretty sure he meant it in a bad way, personally I'm rather flattered but i don't know if i own enough guns to be a freak yet so how many does it take to be a freak

and to be a gun freak do you have to wear camo, i don't look good in camo at my height i look like a tree

[stix213]

When you lay them all out covering several acres, setup watch towers, and require armed security for them, then you are a gun freak.

[Jrdc]

Hmm... I think I'm going to need lots and lots of money :-D

[jptopz]

I don't know it there is a number that makes you a gun freak. I believe that you are a gun freak when you:
1. Come home and look forward to foundling you collection.
2. When most of your time on line is spent on gun related sights.
3. When you are thinking of the next gun you will buy while filling out the DROS paper work.
4. When you have to make sure to buy PPT so you can buy more than one pistol in the month.
5.When you lie to your wife about the number of guns you own.
6. When you take on a second or third job to support your habit.
7. When you get the second amendment tattooed on your back.
8. When you are worried about running low on ammo because you are down to two thousand rounds per gun.
9. When your wife accuses you of having a affair on her with your guns.
Keep the list going....

[Jrdc]

10. When you have thousands of rounds of ammo for a gun you don't currently own

11. The only difference between you and the military is a bullet button

[Spetsnazos]

I have like 1 thousand rounds of pistol ammo and a friend called me crazy. LOL I got a good deal so I went with it

[Jrdc]

I have like 1 thousand rounds of pistol ammo and a friend called me crazy. LOL I got a good deal so I went with it

Bought 1k rounds for my AR
And I thought this is not going to last very long

[Mesa Tactical]

Spending more than 30 minutes a day on a firearms forum.

[Spetsnazos]

Bought 1k rounds for my AR
And I thought this is not going to last very long

I already dubbed my 1k rounds as "reserve" so now I need another 1,000 for "practice"

[jptopz]

Spending more than 30 minutes a day on a firearms forum.

Only 30 minutes? My wife only wishes.

When you max out on the number of pistols you can sale in one year because you are trading your pistols for new ones.

[Jrdc]

I already dubbed my 1k rounds as "reserve" so now I need another 1,000 for "practice"

That's not a bad idea

[Jrdc]

13. On dates the first question you ask is what's your caliber

[westcoast362]

I think it helps move you down the road to freakdom if you can identify the nationality of a milsurp just by the smell of the grease, and you talk to non-gun people about which ones smell the best.

[jptopz]

I think it helps move you down the road to freakdom if you can identify the nationality of a milsurp just by the smell of the grease, and you talk to non-gun people about which ones smell the best.

And I thought I was SICK!

[acaligunner]

Use to go to turners (back in the day), well this time I took my brother with me. As we entered the door, I went right (to the gun section)- my brother went left (to the fishing dept).

I was busy looking at some firearms, when across the floor, the salesman who was helping my brother said, " Hey look over there, It's the gun nut "

My brother turned, saw me, and told the salesman 'He's my bro' and laughed.

acaligunner