Why men prefer Guns,,,,

[zonzin]

Don't know if these have been posted yet,, pretty good tho.



Top Ten Reasons Y Men Prefer Guns Over Women...

#10, U can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9, U can keep one gun at home & have another for when you're on the road.

#8, If U admire a friend's gun & tell him so, he will probably let u try it out a few times.

#7, Ur primary gun doesn't mind if u keep another gun for a backup.

#6, Ur gun will stay w/u even if u run out of ammo.

#5, A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4, Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3, A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2, A gun doesn't mind if u go to sleep after u use it.

& the Number 1 reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women.. "U can buy a silencer for a gun!!!"




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[jak77]

I lol'ed

[Wnick308]

I LIKE THAT!!!! LOL

[jyo]

Old jokes, but still funny---however, women are handy to have around for some reasons...

[Mad Jax]

#11 your old gun doesn't get mad if you bring a new one home

[GOEX FFF]

12. (for us C&R guys) You can have a dirty Russian and a greasy Swede under your bed and its accepted

[ALSystems]

#13 U can have a gun in each hand at the same time and the guns won’t mind.

[Fjold]

I laughed ten years ago when it was first posted on the net.

[cadillacmike]

#5 is invalid, the safe and 15,000 rds of multuiple calibers of ammunition take up a considerable amount of closet space.

[jonyg]

Hahahahahhahah oh my...