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  • BunnySlayer
    Senior Member
    • May 2009
    • 992

    Why guns are better than women!

    Top 10 Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

    #3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

    #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
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    armygunsmith
    Senior Member
    • Oct 2008
    • 2087

    Those are some good ones, thanks.
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    • #3

      "Why guns are better than women!"

      Because when you pay for a gun, unlike a woman...It doesn't leave when you done...

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      • #4
        Untamed1972
        I need a LIFE!!
        • Mar 2009
        • 17579

        If you're lucky enough to find one, the right woman will have all those features too! LOL
        "Freedom begins with an act of defiance"

        Quote for the day:
        "..the mind is the weapon and the hand only its extention. Discipline your mind!" Master Hao, Chenrezi monastery, Valley of the Sun

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        • #5
          joepamjohn
          Veteran Member
          • Apr 2009
          • 2709

          Yeah, you better hope your "Ol' Lady" (if you have one) doesn't read this or you may have no choice but to "Romance that Snubnose" by yourself. From what I have seen, for many gun owners the only kind of sensual oils they have ever used are Hoppes #9 so I would not be surprised that many would prefer guns over women. Me, I prefer soft skin over cold steel. One thing that I would say is if either are disrespected, they both have the potential to kill you.
          Last edited by joepamjohn; 11-30-2009, 1:29 PM.
          "You can't handle the truth"

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          • #6
            yellowfin
            Calguns Addict
            • Nov 2007
            • 8371

            I prefer both at the same time, myself. Why have to choose?
            "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things with insane laws. That's insane!" -- Penn Jillette
            Originally posted by indiandave
            In Pennsylvania Your permit to carry concealed is called a License to carry fire arms. Other states call it a CCW. In New Jersey it's called a crime.
            Discretionary Issue is the new Separate but Equal.

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            • #7
              Seesm
              Calguns Addict
              • Nov 2008
              • 7812

              You can wipe em down and lock em up when your done with them... Well you can do that to your woman as well... Buuut....

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              • #8
                Untamed1972
                I need a LIFE!!
                • Mar 2009
                • 17579

                Originally posted by Seesm
                You can wipe em down and lock em up when your done with them... Well you can do that to your woman as well... Buuut....

                Hey...some chicks dig that kinky stuff!
                "Freedom begins with an act of defiance"

                Quote for the day:
                "..the mind is the weapon and the hand only its extention. Discipline your mind!" Master Hao, Chenrezi monastery, Valley of the Sun

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                • #9
                  jdogg2000
                  Senior Member
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 787

                  Hahah, funny stuff man. But I'd much rather be blown (away) by a woman than a gun... Hope that's not too racy for this forum.

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                  • #10
                    joepamjohn
                    Veteran Member
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 2709

                    Originally posted by jdogg2000
                    Hahah, funny stuff man. But I'd much rather be blown (away) by a woman than a gun... Hope that's not too racy for this forum.
                    Yep..You will now be banned for life!
                    "You can't handle the truth"

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                    • #11
                      SkatinJJ
                      Senior Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 735

                      Originally posted by joepamjohn
                      Yep..You will now be banned for life!
                      Oh just do like most of us do, come back as somebody else...
                      Originally posted by gravedigger
                      Haven't you ever had anything nag at you to the point you can no longer ignore it?

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                      • #12
                        Ducman
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 2107

                        #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
                        Bwuhahahahaha
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                        • #13
                          gn3hz3ku1*
                          Veteran Member
                          • Jul 2006
                          • 4276

                          i wouldn't trade my woman for any gun..

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                          • #14
                            IrishPirate
                            Calguns Addict
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 6390

                            yeah but try some kama sutra with a gun and see how much better they are than a woman. sorry guns, you're still better in all other regards!
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                            • #15
                              xibunkrlilkidsx
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                              • Sep 2008
                              • 5419

                              Originally posted by gn3hz3ku1*
                              i wouldn't trade my woman for any gun..
                              eh.....ive been tempted.
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