Fun's over boys, move along

[bk23103]

I wear coyote brown 5.11 shorts while out and about. Does that make me as bad as these guys?

[Colt38S]

NY got it right. They banned civilian ownership of armor so no dudes can show up like this at the range

Yep! they are for sure doing guys like this a favor so that they don't look this ridiculous

[SonofWWIIDI]

I admire the tan.

My legs actually reflect the sun like a mirror. I should wear a shirt that says “DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY AT MY LEGS! YOU WILL GO BLIND!”.

[BlackyHouston]

Come on, we're just I having a little fun here.

It's Fun Like This, That Make CALGUNERS Look Bad.

[sigstroker]

NY got it right. They banned civilian ownership of armor so no dudes can show up like this at the range

Yup, so silly. NOBODY has ever been shot at a range.

[xrMike]

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and god-like trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in 20 minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello...I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang-gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire, I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail...Last summer I toured New Jersey with a travelling centrifugal force demonstration...My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

But I have not yet made it to master class.

Good one!

I also thought it the best thing he's ever written, but then I googled the 1st sentence, and it turns out that entire post was originally written by a guy named Hugh Gallagher in 1989, who sent it to at least one college as part of his application, when he applied in 1989.

It's pretty famous.

The last sentence is different, but the rest was all copy-and-paste.

[johncage]

i don't like going to indoor ranges, mainly because you're basically trapped inside with whatever potential psycho or accident prone new shooter that might be there. also, the loud noise and concussive blast of the guns. outdoor ranges you may have to deal with shrapnel, richochet, and people shooting into your dug out. it's prudent to wear full level 4 armor and a good modern ech style helmet

[VictorFranko]

Not everyone has access to a private range.

That reminds me. Need to remember to bring my gear for my next range outting. Need to find out how long I can endure wearing armor +ammo for this first time while running drills so i can get a starting point to track my progress.

Yes, you are correct, we did, and being trained by a SWAT team commander to boot.
Ah, the good 'ol days, I sure miss those days.

I (we) shot IDPA at a private range also, 2x a month.
We had quite a few deputies compete regularly. While they didn't wear armor, the did wear their duty rigs, practice like you plan to fight, these guys (and a gal) would never mistake their handgun for their taser. Oh, and they shot very, very well. I wouldn't want to get into a gunfight with deputies, they were not desk jockeys.

[ysr_racer]

.

The last sentence is different, but the rest was all copy-and-paste.

Up next, water is wet.

[SilveradoColt21]

awww I was just getting started though

[xrMike]

Up next, water is wet.

Most people with any integrity at all will attribute the original author, rather than stealing their work and trying to pass it off as their own.

The only reason I googled it is because I was VERY impressed, and it would have been the ONLY truly interesting or creative thing you've ever posted here.

But alas, no, not you.

[ysr_racer]

Most people with any integrity at all will attribute the original author, rather than stealing their work and trying to pass it off as their own.

The only reason I googled it is because I was VERY impressed, and it would have been the ONLY truly interesting or creative thing you've ever posted here.

But alas, no, not you.

VERY impressed should have been your first clue.

Fore score and 17 years ago...

[AGGRO]

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and god-like trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in 20 minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello...I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang-gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire, I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail...Last summer I toured New Jersey with a travelling centrifugal force demonstration...My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

But I have not yet made it to master class.

Can you fix my garage door opener?

[Dvrjon]

I knew it wasn’t YSR_racer as it did not include, “Animals and small children seek shelter in my shadow.”

But I have not yet made it to master class.

Fear not. Baiting at this level will undoubtably culminate in that achievement.

[Barang]

we haven't got to the part where you wear black socks yet!