Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

[tundraman]

Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women


10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on
the road.

8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.

7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a
backup.

6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

3. A gun doesn't ask,"Do these new grips make me look fat?"

2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

[M. Sage]

Ooooh, that is so wrong.

I'm glad my wife isn't home. The laughter would have made her see what I was looking at.

[ARRRR-15]

Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

Not in the PRK.

[FatKatMatt]

My reason is "a gun will always love you if you take care of it". If you don't it will blow up in your face, lol. Guns can be quite vindictive. Hell hath no fury like a gun scorned

[VeryCoolCat]

So are AK47s the equivalency of russian mail order brides?

[Dr. Peter Venkman]

Probably going to get hit after I tell this to my GF.

[NRAhighpowershooter]

Also Guns don't invite their mother to live with you..........

[Pokey]

So are AK47s the equivalency of russian mail order brides?

No most of those brides are actually good looking

[Aluisious]

When you part ways with your gun, it doesn't take half your money and your house.

[sthornwall]

I showed this to my wife and she thought it was funny. She is also a gun enthusiast so she can appreciate the comparison

[Fjold]

Guns only make noise when you want them to.