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  • hermosabeach
    I need a LIFE!!
    • Feb 2009
    • 19143

    Colorado - Santa applies for an CCW




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    Guess who came in to receive his Concealed Handgun Permit today? 🎅

    Did you know the El Paso County Sheriff's Office has issued 49,750 Concealed Handgun Permits with another 2,560 awaiting to be issued?
    Rule 1- ALL GUNS ARE ALWAYS LOADED

    Rule 2 -NEVER LET THE MUZZLE COVER ANYTHING YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO DESTROY (including your hands and legs)

    Rule 3 -KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL YOUR SIGHTS ARE ON THE TARGET

    Rule 4 -BE SURE OF YOUR TARGET AND WHAT IS BEYOND IT
    (thanks to Jeff Cooper)
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    beanz2
    I need a LIFE!!
    • Nov 2008
    • 12032

    They'd rather have a lovely transgender read religion-neutral books to their children
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    The wife will be pissed, but Jesus always forgives.

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    • #3
      k1dude
      I need a LIFE!!
      • May 2009
      • 14147

      Snowflakes strike again.

      The left has no humor.
      "Show me a young conservative and I'll show you a man without a heart. Show me an old liberal and I'll show you a man without a brain." - Sir Winston Churchill

      "I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue!" - Senator Barry Goldwater

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      • #4
        Maulerrr
        CGN/CGSSA Contributor
        CGN Contributor
        • Oct 2016
        • 2058

        I think it's funny. He'd no doubt carry a Glock 20 in case of polar bears.

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        • #5
          BigPimping
          CGN Contributor
          • Feb 2010
          • 21436

          Santa probably has a GE minigun mounted to his sled.
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          PIMP stands for Positive Intellectual Motivated Person

          When pimping begins, friendship ends.

          Don't let your history be a mystery

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