Billy Turned in His AK

[AlienHobo]

Billy is parked illegally in a handicap parking space.

[Tarmy]

[elSquid]

Some one should tell Billy his truck is dangerous.

[diverwcw]

Billy will be the same idiot who will gladly sign a waiver to allow the police to search his person, house or vehicle at any time of the day or night because he has nothing to hide.

[JohnBrian]

I Twittered Billy and asked him if he was going to get his penis and balls removed since there is so much rape. He hasn't responded yet.

[CessnaDriver]

And tens of millions say go pound sand. But what's the big story? Billy the fool held up as grand example for all.

[norcal77]

Billy is parked illegally in a handicap parking space.

[1911su16b870]

[smittty]

Billy's wife works for the news outlet and they gave him the assault weapon so they can make a news story about billy turning in "his" illegally acquired gun while parked in a handicap parking space.

Billy did this because his wife promised to give him sex, however, wifey claimed that she has a headache but to encourage his submissive behavior she patted him on the head and said, "You're good little communist!"

[splithoof]

Billy did this because his wife promised to give him sex, however, wifey claimed that she has a headache but to encourage his submissive behavior she patted him on the head and said, "You're good little communist!"

The wifey likely gave him a jar of Vaseline, a picture of Joy Behar and said to have a good time.

[smittty]

The wifey likely gave him a jar of Vaseline, a picture of Joy Behar and said to have a good time.

That would imply that he has a use for the lubricant.

If billy has no balls what makes you think he has a -----?

[smittty]

Let me qualify what follows with, I do not(!) agree with what this guy did. I would certainly not(!) do that.

But I do, absolutely, unequivocally support his right to make his own damn decisions and do what he feels is right.

That said, reading the above fellas, it sounds like you all are the ones with the problem about equating guns with masculinity and virility, not him.

It's a made up story for the news. Get with the program.

[Epaphroditus]

Billy needs to turn in all his material possessions to prevent tempting someone into stealing his stuff.

[subscriber]

Billy should hand in his wedding tackle because those are used to commit gang rapes. Will do as much good, to stop someone else committing a crime...

[subscriber]

I assume he then went to the doctor to have his penis amputated because of all the rapes that are committed by other people?

Dang. You beat me to it