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  • zippo
    Senior Member
    • May 2005
    • 1254

    How To Call Police When You Are Old

    George Phillips, an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

    George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

    He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' He said 'No,' but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me. Then the police dispatcher said 'All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available.' George said, 'Okay.' He hung up the phone and counted to 30.

    Then he phoned the police again. 'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them.' and he hung up.

    Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

    One of the Policemen said to George, 'I thought you said that you'd shot them!' George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'

    ............................

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  • #2
    paintballergb
    Senior Member
    • Jan 2009
    • 1642

    Genius!
    Insert something clever here.

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    • #3
      Frijolito1988
      Veteran Member
      • May 2008
      • 2710

      HAHA, smart!!
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      • #4
        Darklyte27
        Calguns Addict
        • May 2008
        • 9372

        nice
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        • #5
          mif_slim
          I need a LIFE!!
          • Apr 2008
          • 10089

          Imma have to remember that one.
          Originally posted by Gottmituns
          It's not protecting the rights of the 1%, it's IMPOSING new laws because of the 1%.

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          • #6
            GrayWolf09
            Senior Member
            • Oct 2008
            • 1619

            Sweet. The old guys win one!
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            • #7
              sorensen440
              Calguns Addict
              • Mar 2007
              • 8611

              Thats awesome !!!
              "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." - Thomas Jefferson

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              • #8
                GMG
                Calguns Addict
                • Dec 2008
                • 7974

                I don't know if it's true or not, but I love it!
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                • #9
                  paintballergb
                  Senior Member
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 1642

                  Originally posted by mif_slim
                  Imma have to remember that one.
                  Just get ready to be charged with filing a false police report.
                  Insert something clever here.

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                  • #10
                    Joe
                    Calguns Addict
                    • Apr 2006
                    • 5730

                    pretty funny

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                    • #11
                      Fate
                      Calguns Addict
                      • Apr 2006
                      • 9545

                      Oldie but a goodie. I can hear the Dupe Police sirens coming closer...
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                      "Let your gun therefore be the constant companion of your walks." -Thomas Jefferson
                      , in a letter to his nephew Peter Carr dated August 19, 1785

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                      • #12
                        paintballergb
                        Senior Member
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 1642

                        Originally posted by Fate
                        Oldie but a goodie. I can hear the Dupe Police sirens coming closer...
                        Lol. I had never heard it before but upon a quick search I found that it has been around for a long time. Also that it isn't real.
                        Insert something clever here.

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                        • #13
                          ke6guj
                          Moderator
                          CGN Contributor - Lifetime
                          • Nov 2003
                          • 23725

                          yup, an oldie.

                          Similar story, back in the day some guys were breaking into our camper on the side of the house. Pops told mom to call the cops and tell them that some people were breaking into the camper, that he was confronting them and that he was an off-duty cop with a gun. The police station is about 4 blocks away and he swears he could hear them start up in the parking lot seconds after mom called.
                          Jack



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                          • #14
                            CitaDeL
                            Calguns Addict
                            • May 2007
                            • 5843

                            Im not holding my breath...

                            Hmm link?



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                            • #15
                              masameet
                              Veteran Member
                              • Jun 2008
                              • 4487

                              LOL! Very funny.

                              But Snopes.com debunked this story seven years ago.
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