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  • LBDamned
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    Originally posted by LBDamned
    Wait - you don't trust FP as a baby sitter?
    Originally posted by I Swan
    The lick your doughnut thing probably is in relation to an incident about 2-3 years ago where Ariana Grande licked a doughnut on a tray cooling off at a doughnut shop in Lake Elsinore.

    I've actually been to that place it's called like Wolfee Donuts.
    If that's the case, then nix the FP for babysitter idea... We definitely don't need more Ariana Grande American hating donut lickers running around.

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  • I Swan
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    Originally posted by Widdle
    The guy who wants to lick Kestryl’s doughnut? Whatever the heck that means. Yeah....I’m gonna have to pass.



    BP, how many times I do I have to tell you? You’re ineligible.
    The lick your doughnut thing probably is in relation to an incident about 2-3 years ago where Ariana Grande licked a doughnut on a tray cooling off at a doughnut shop in Lake Elsinore.

    I've actually been to that place it's called like Wolfee Donuts. Yeah it's too bad I'm not in NorCal to take Widdle's mama shooting I am curious about older women. Usually I date women that I'm technically old enough to be their daddy.

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  • WiddleCabinet ma’am
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    Originally posted by Humboldt Leatherneck
    Widdle - maybe you should make this Halloween Costume for one of your youngsters?



    In my travels down in town today, seeing all of the gals with signs wanting to be "Pot Trimmers", maybe I should try out being one of those grower guys, so I can find a Grow Ho?

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  • Humboldt Leatherneck
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    Widdle - maybe you should make this Halloween Costume for one of your youngsters?



    In my travels down in town today, seeing all of the gals with signs wanting to be "Pot Trimmers", maybe I should try out being one of those grower guys, so I can find a Grow Ho?

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  • WiddleCabinet ma’am
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    Originally posted by LBDamned
    Wait - you don't trust FP as a baby sitter?

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  • BigPimping
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    ^^^^^^^

    I'm first😀

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  • alpha_romeo_XV
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    If I didn't live so far away I'd take one for the CG team and find out how tight her magazine really is or not.

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  • LBDamned
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    Wait - you don't trust FP as a baby sitter?

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  • BigPimping
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    I'm getting tired of waiting for the mom digits.

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  • WiddleCabinet ma’am
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    Leatherneck, this is my guard cat, Black Jack. He has more rodent kills than me this year!



    Originally posted by strakill
    Why do I get the idea that Widdle and 17 + 1 are tag team pranking us?

    We got the Mom with big boobs who turns out to be white trash and is named Sandy-Lynn who's daughter is trying to hook her up.

    Man I feel like I am at the trailer park right now admiring the derelict Camaro in front of the double wide.

    This thread brings it.
    I’m sorry, we were having a bit of drunken-posting fun with you guys, but this is not a prank. When we pick up her gun this week I will have to post a pic (finger off trigger pic).

    Originally posted by ja308
    I seriously doubt mom or daughter are democrats or 3rd party screwballs, which gets any woman a rejection!
    FWIW I personally know of millionaires who once lived in mobil homes ! It's really the mark of democrat who judges people on how affluent they have chosen to become!
    Thank you, I can’t speak to my mom’s past voting habits, but I have never voted for a Democrat. If it’s D vs. D, I leave it blank. And, as 17+1 said, she is getting better. She’s the only one I trust to babysit my kids.
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  • ja308
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    I seriously doubt mom or daughter are democrats or 3rd party screwballs, which gets any woman a rejection!
    FWIW I personally know of millionaires who once lived in mobil homes ! It's really the mark of democrat who judges people on how affluent they have chosen to become!
    Last edited by ja308; 10-14-2018, 7:20 AM.

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  • strakill
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    Why do I get the idea that Widdle and 17 + 1 are tag team pranking us?

    We got the Mom with big boobs who turns out to be white trash and is named Sandy-Lynn who's daughter is trying to hook her up.

    Man I feel like I am at the trailer park right now admiring the derelict Camaro in front of the double wide.

    This thread brings it.

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  • Humboldt Leatherneck
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    Originally posted by Canucky
    Somebody is sleeping on the couch tonight.

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  • Humboldt Leatherneck
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    For BP - A Bikini pic on a Saturday Night...



    In reading more of the family history that has been posted in this thread, my sense of self-preservation is urging me to stay away from Ground Zero. I think I will stay here behind the Redwood Curtain, and deal with the local loonies in the over 50+ dating scene.



    I don't dare post a link due to the wrath of the Admin crew, but look up on you-tube 'Black Rifle Coffee Company - Dating Someone Anti-Gun' for an example of the kinds of single women that can be found in remote but liberal parts of Humboldt, and Mendocino Counties.

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  • BigPimping
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    Still waiting on bikini or yoga pants pictures. Cold at work tonight.

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