Bump Floss

[Yourmama]

In the wake of the Las Vegas shootings Diane Feinstein will be introducing a bill to ban bump stocks in the US. The NRA agrees and that's good enough for me. Which is why I am proposing a new and innovative product: "BUMP FLOSS"

It is a heavy duty dental floss by which one hangs a gun out a window, or from a tree. The force of gravity pulls the gun down and Bump Floss pulls the trigger. The gun recoils back into the air, drops again, and fires again. Guaranteed to be every bit as accurate as a bump stock. And if you act now you get, not one, but TWO whole rolls of Bump Floss for the price of just one roll. Order now while supplies last.

[RIPsgtJDRA]

In the wake of the Las Vegas shootings Diane Feinstein will be introducing a bill to ban bump stocks in the US. The NRA agrees and that's good enough for me. Which is why I am proposing a new and innovative product: "BUMP FLOSS"

It is a heavy duty dental floss by which one hangs a gun out a window, or from a tree. The force of gravity pulls the gun down and Bump Floss pulls the trigger. The gun recoils back into the air, drops again, and fires again. Guaranteed to be every bit as accurate as a bump stock. And if you act now you get, not one, but TWO whole rolls of Bump Floss for the price of just one roll. Order now while supplies last.

ROFLMAO.

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[Brush Guard]

Just don’t ban the butt floss.

[L4D]

Great another bump twine knock off. Last month it was bump yarn.

[anothergunnut]

The ATF would rule that a machine gun. No, I'm not kidding; it would fire multiple shots without depressing the trigger.

[Battosai1]

The ATF would rule that a machine gun. No, I'm not kidding; it would fire multiple shots without depressing the trigger.

Well then they better slap the cuff on the tree and read it it's right, then call a tree prunor to cut it so it can be halled off to jail.

[Waffleobill]

Terrible. Just terrible.

[Marauder2003]

The ATF would rule that a machine gun. No, I'm not kidding; it would fire multiple shots without depressing the trigger.

The floss is depressing the trigger. Once per shot.

[desrt2]

I've seen butt floss misused.
I've had to use eye bleach after trips to WalMart.