I was pretty excited, jumping with joy, after weeks of anticipation, today when; the Rifleman, a advertisment for an officially marked 6 pack cooler for re-newing a membership in a seperate envelope, another envelope with benifits to becoming a member, a large envelope containing my life membership certificate, another envelope with pamplets of all sorts, another envelope with my life membership card, stickers, patch and lapel pin showing my life membership status and another large envelope with a welcome from the President...of the N.R.A.!
I caught myself feeling like some kind of a Jerk, reminded me of Steve Martin in "The Jerk", Yelling "The new phone books are here, the new phone books are here! Now I am somebody, big things are going to start happening to me now!"

My NRA member neighbor standing back on his porch watching this spectical, shook his head and mumbled something under his breath about my mailbox never being empty again!
I caught myself feeling like some kind of a Jerk, reminded me of Steve Martin in "The Jerk", Yelling "The new phone books are here, the new phone books are here! Now I am somebody, big things are going to start happening to me now!"

My NRA member neighbor standing back on his porch watching this spectical, shook his head and mumbled something under his breath about my mailbox never being empty again!


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