Entrapment ???

[Oceanbob]

Been thru this Rodeo several times.

You get the guns, she gets the House. 3 wives later.

Note to self: next time find a woman you hate and buy her a house..

Seriously, my current wife who has a Masters Degree in Fellatio, also has a Macy's Credit Card.

Me: Guns

Her: Shoes

It's a trade.

Bob

[Barbarosa]

Better go outside and check the car.

[L84CABO]

For her birthday I took my wife and her mother on a all expanse paid week at the beach. Nice hotel, fancy restaurants, spa, relaxation, Dolphin Sighting, the works.

One week later I hear her tell her girlfriend I forgot her birthday. When I called her on it she said. "You didn't get me a card."


DOP

6 pm on a Thursday night...the night I knew my relationship was over:

Her: Hi, hey my mom is really sick, she's been throwing up all day. My brother is stuck at a work function. Would you be able to pick her up and take her to urgent care?

Me: Of course! Are you stuck at work?

Her: No, I'm going out for dinner and drinks with my girlfiend

Me:


1.5 Hourse later from Urgent Care:

Me: Hi, this is bad. We're going to the ER.

Her: Oh...um...ok...well my brother should be there in an hour or so. I'm going to finish dinner and I'll see you at home later

Me:

I'm pretty sure I'm going to be single for the rest of my life. I simply don't have the energy for women.

[Maltese Falcon]

My wife left with her sister and mom one Saturday to go shopping and came back with a $680 custom ring as she casually mentions this is the combination wedding anniversary / birthday gift I got her.

I guess she figures that cases of ammo every week and the recent SAM 7R is sufficient justification.

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[rdfact]

"She then grabs her purse and hands me her bank card and says order it."
That means she has already bought something more expensive for herself.

[russ69]

One year at Christmas I asked my wife what she wanted. She said, "remember the bike you bought earlier this year? I'd like to upgrade my wedding ring". Marriage is all about give and take.

When my Mom died I got my Grandmothers diamond. I had it mounted and gave it to my wife. I tell everybody that I bought my wife a diamond ring, technically true, I bought the ring.