Dick's Employee: "We have to report discounted price gun sales to the FBI."

[laurelpark]

I talked to the clerk today, and let him know that I'm very knowledgeable of FBI things, and the FBI strongly believes that the clerk doesn't know dick.

Furthermore, the FBI agents generally have a bad taste in their mouths from their dealings with dick's.

[langss]

Years ago I was working for a supervisor, and his name was "Dick". He happened to be doing the "HR" rep who's name was Norma. Along comes Norma and I just could not help my self, I just had to ask....Norma, are you looking for "Dick"......Like the SR-71 Blackbird..........over her head..... I thought my whole crew was going to die they were laughing so hard. We all new "Dick" wasn't there......lol.........

[rollme]

Dicks sells firearms? Not in my area of LA County

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[StuckInTheP.R.O.Ca]

^^^ LOL!! Flashback points for Fred Rated!

For those of you who don't know/remember, this guy was the paragon of TV sales back when I was growing up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N8AzoDzQhM

gah. can't paste it correctly

Lol. Joe Isuzu was also awesome.

[CA Gun Laws Suck]

Just when I thought I have heard it all!!!!!

[Cokebottle]

Lol. Joe Isuzu was also awesome.

Fred Rated, Joe Isuzu, Twinkie the Kid, Charlie Tuna (and Charlie Tuna on 93 KHJ), Frito Bandito, Sugar Bear, Rodney Allen Rippey, Jim Varney (HEY VERNE!)....

[Johnboywalton]

Have your friend go in there with an FBI hat on and say "I'm here for the reports on all of the discounted guns".

THIS^^^^^^^^

[Pally]

Dick's in Huntington Beach used to be the only So Cal location to sell firearms.

[hecomp]

So, I went back this past Friday, but unfortunately the only people available to help me were a couple of knowledgeable employees.

Seriously though, they have a new staff member named Stephen (super cool guy who just moved here from Florida) and between him and their manager Skylar, I got was able to get plenty of good info and conversation on firearms and getting started in hunting. Both guys were top-notch and patiently answered all my questions and let me check out every firearm I wanted. They were so nice, I completely forgot why I was there in the first place LOL!