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Seriously?? LOL
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That is ridiculously unbelievable ... all the way through I'm thinking okay where's the punchline
Wow - just wowwwww 
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Blights and sirens is a satirical site. The story is fake.Member: NRA, FPC, NAGR, 2AF, BHAComment
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Since people on calguns tend to be a little slow I'll point out a clue...
For those who still don't get it, from their legal disclaimerAt some point, Sergeant Jonah Lozenge of the Madison County Sheriff’s Office and Officer Rico Fuentes of Hallsville PD opened fire on one another.
We are not a real news outlet. All content on this website is satirical which means our news is fake. No article on this website should be regarded as truthful and no reference to an individual, company, or organization seeks to inflict malice or emotional harm.
All characters are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.Comment
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Wtf?sigpicComment
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True wealth is time. Time to enjoy life.
Life's journey is not to arrive safely in a well preserved body, but rather to slide in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "holy schit...what a ride"!!
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. Mark Twain
A man's soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog. Charles DoranComment
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Ahhh okay - there's ^^^ the punchline
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"A rattlesnake that doesn't bite teaches you nothing" -- Jessamyn West
"Only God has the touch to create these magnificent rattlesnakes and their signature greatness in nature" -- unknown
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Ha! ....good one.sigpicComment
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That was funny, the comments section..just awesome...Comment
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I'm reading the article (not knowing it was a satire site) thinking "this has to be fake". By the end, it was pretty obvious that it was satire. The shot up truck was funny; reminded me of the Dorner (spelling?) manhunt. The best jokes always have a bit of truth in them.Check back later for a witty comment.Comment
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I was hoping it was Yeager vs. Suarez.Comment
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I was thinking WTF? Impossible. Then it just became ridiculous. Had me going there for a few seconds!"Show me a young conservative and I'll show you a man without a heart. Show me an old liberal and I'll show you a man without a brain." - Sir Winston Churchill
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Had me going for about 3 seconds. Mainly from the title.
That is a good one though.
"More ammo!!!"
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