I finally got vaccinated, and boosted

[Fate]

Checking in to the clinic for a routine colonoscopy and was asked if I was vaccinated.


I lied. "Yup."


Last booster? "Six months ago" (another lie)


Didn't want them to slip me a vaxx while I was under.

[The Duke]

They're in your but hole. There are a lot of things I'd worry they'd slip me.

[Mayor McRifle]

Your irrational fear of a universally-adopted vaccine led you to lie to your medical professionals prior to undergoing an invasive medical procedure? That’s concerning. You should at least be honest with them about your situation.

[stix213]

If you wake up with monkeypox you might want to ask for security cam footage

[Garand Hunter]

I'll pass on this one.

Psalm 1

[bigbossman]

Your irrational acceptance of a faux vaccine with well known and serious side effects has led you to mocking people with more apparent common sense than you. That is concerning. You should at least take a moment to be honest with yourself.

[bruss01]

Checking in to the clinic for a routine colonoscopy and was asked if I was vaccinated.


I lied. "Yup."


Last booster? "Six months ago" (another lie)


Didn't want them to slip me a vaxx while I was under.

While I don't endorse lying to your medical provider, I'd be lying if I said I'd never done it.

It's not like public health policy officials and pharmaceutical companies haven't knowingly lied to us, before pumping us full of their latest, greatest concoctions.

There are probably a LOT of people like OP who have just gotten sick of the constant propaganda campaign and this is their way of coping. I can't really criticize that, but it's going to skew statistics on adverse results during/after a lot of medical treatments and procedures.

[Beelzy]

Be careful. There are two people you're never supposed to lie to....your doctor, and your attorney.
Notice I left out spouse. Lol

[sl0re10]

The hospital I use doesn't offer the vax. 👍

[2shotjoe]

If you wake up with monkeypox you might want to ask for security cam footage

nah, it's on their onlyfans page.

[ACfixer]

They're in your but hole. There are a lot of things I'd worry they'd slip me.

Like what? My colonoscopy was a medical procedure, not a sexual escapade.

[Tango_Down]

Dude, you're never going to get a free toaster with an attitude like that.

[MJB]

Yep have had to do this for over a year at my mom's nursing home.......first time it was funny, the nurse asked me your vaxed riggghhhttt....yes ma'am!

[alpha_romeo_XV]

Did they specifically ask if Covid "vax" ? I've had lots of vaccines in the past so yes I'm vaccinated.
I had the coof during the omnicrom spike so I've got natural antibodies better than faux vax.
I saw a guy wearing 3 masks and he was probably max boosted too. Must be sad to live in such fear.

[Bralowe]