J&J Vaccine is Basically Radioactive Feral Dog Piss

[The Duke]

I got the J&J Vaccine. Against my will, to prevent my granddaughter becoming a pariah at her woke elementary school. Administrators didn't want me at her school play, virtue signaling parents didn't want me at playdates or doing pickups. I'm a threat to humanity.

Two days later, all my joints feel like they're on fire. Headache wraps up my neck and spine. It gets bad that after a week, I visit the ER were they tell me joint pain, limb numbness and blinding headaches are all normal and hand me a $500 ER bill. Now at two weeks past vaccine I'm feeling a little better. Still hurts the joints to scratch my head or wipe my arse. I feel 73 instead of 53 and exercise is out of the question.

Then I get a call from my doc who tells me about the following study results:

Researchers found that among more than 600,000 veterans, J&J's vaccine's protection fell from 88% in March to 3% in August.

He tells me the FDA now recommends mixing and matching vaccines and that I should get in for a Pfizer COVID boost shot in the next 5 weeks?!?!?! Doc says he can classify me as immune compromised because of my arthritis and give me another random jab.

What the F???? A booster? Of a different brand? I just did my "one-and-done two and a half weeks ago!

So I'll apparently be at 3% protection in 4 and a half months. I'm still hurting like a bastard and they want me to dump something else in my system? This is horrendous.

[Deadon]

Can't comment. Sorry bud.

[TacFan]

Next will be bend over, semen has been shown to provide protection against the vaccine when injected into the anus.

This is the ****ing twilight zone

[abinsinia]

Would you do it differently knowing what you know now ?

[Deadon]

Would you do it differently knowing what you know now ?

Isn't there like a 5 page topic about him taking the jab?

[snacks]

Hmm radioactive. Maybe you’ll turn into the hulk.

[sd_shooter]

Your reason for taking was to "avoid being a pariah" at a school?

My wife is never going to see her mom again due to this clot shot. (Dad already passed away due to non-covid reasons)

Anyway, I hope you get better. I wouldn't take another shot if I were you.

[The Duke]

Isn't there like a 5 page topic about him taking the jab?

It won't die for me. I'm not letting it die for you

[The Duke]

Would you do it differently knowing what you know now ?

Nope. There's actually something freeing about knowing I'll be back to zero protection in a few months.

Trading your freedom for a little security is schitty. But giving your freedom away for squat at least feels like I didn't take a payoff.

[The Duke]

Your reason for taking was to "avoid being a pariah" at a school?

My wife is never going to see her mom again due to this clot shot. (Dad already passed away due to non-covid reasons)

Anyway, I hope you get better. I wouldn't take another shot if I were you.

If I re-enter the safe zone because of 3% protection, and in a couple of months they want to kick me out for dropping down to 2%, I will enjoy pointing out the absurdity to them.

[ACfixer]

I can appreciate the sense of humor Duke. Hope you feel better soon.

[MJB]

Just say no

[plinker202020]

I don’t get it…you claim that you only took it so you’re not a pariah but now you’re concerned that you’re not protected enough so you need a booster? You’ve got your card so you can be accepted, what’s the problem?

[The Duke]

So the "one-and-done" was another "noble lie" to get more people vaccinated that our overlords in the government always knew about.

"I think anybody who's gotten one dose of the Johnson & Johnson vaccine can benefit from a second dose of a Johnson & Johnson vaccine," said Dr. Paul Offit, a member of the FDA's Vaccines and Related Biological Products Advisory Committee. "The J&J vaccine would likely have been a two-dose series had the country not been facing the urgency of the pandemic."

https://www.cnn.com/2021/10/16/health/us-coronavirus-saturday/index.html

Just like Fauci lied about herd immunity:

Dr. Anthony Fauci has long cited 60% to 70% as the level of COVID infection/vaccination the country would need to achieve herd immunity...

About a month ago, he began saying '70, 75 percent' in television interviews. And last week, in an interview with CNBC News, he said '75, 80, 85 percent' and '75 to 80-plus percent. In a telephone interview,...Fauci acknowledged that he had slowly but deliberately been moving the goalposts.

"He is doing so, he said, partly based on new science, and partly on his gut feeling that the country is finally ready to hear what he really thinks."

https://www.axios.com/fauci-goalposts-herd-immunity-c83c7500-d8f9-4960-a334-06cc03d9a220.html

[anthonyca]

Terrible. I know a few people who have had or still have severe joint pain. Thier doctors said it was "mild" or normal or they said it had nothing to do with the shots.