First to call “dibs” gets them!

[five.five-six]

Looks like I’m painted into a corner. One of my biggest clients is a medical facility in LA county, as such I will be required to produce a vaccine card in order to work on their premises. I verified this information as I was hashing out the details on a rather large contract I have been awarded.


Nice knowing you.


Now, you can’t get the RAWs unles you are out of state but for compliant guns:

AR15 24’ BBL stag arms RRA NM 2 stage with super sniper 10X
AR15 12” with permed muzzle device M4 Aero precision RRA NM 2 stage
Browning cetori O/U 12 gauge
Rammington soparton 12G O/U
2X Remington wingmaster 16.1” overfolder
Browning A5 12 gauge
Some more shotguns too
Rubber mark IV wetherised SS .300WM
K98 with original markings
A bunch more rifles I can’t remember
2X rugar 10/22
2X Marlin mod 60
Glock 19
Glock 23
Colt 1991
SA ultra cubcompact 1911 V10
Sig 229 German
Kahr P380
Kahr PM9
2X beretta 96A1 with nite sites
A bunch of other handguns I can’t remember.

Over 40k rounds of ammo and copious amounts of magazines and holsters.

First to call “dibs” gets them upon my death. Subject to actual claims by my legitimate heirs.

[stix213]

Dibs!

[stix213]

Good luck though

[ACfixer]

So produce a card.

[five.five-six]

So produce a card.

They only give you the card if you survive the clot shot.

[blackrat]

Not sure what your line of work is but one of the contractors we use for monthly testing at my work is going to hire a new employee to handle SF and healthcare places that require travel papers since he won't be getting the shot due to religious beliefs.

[StuckInTheP.R.O.Ca]

That sucks I feel for you. Which one are you going with? I hear the J&J will give you the most peaceful death experience.

[bigbossman]

Dibs on the RAW's - I live in a Free State now. FWIW, the company I work for contracts me out to a major health care provider, and the wife has forbidden me from getting the poison. Looks like either a plausible religious exemption or retirement is in my future.

[five.five-six]

That sucks I feel for you. Which one are you going with? I hear the J&J will give you the most peaceful death experience.

[theduracellbigd]

556, do not worry about the jab, its just a little prick mini me, you will be fine.

[the_tunaman]

Dibs!

BASTAGE!!!

[sd_shooter]

1) Find someone who recently died, and was vaxxed
2) Assume their identity
3) Use their card!


Dems do this at every election




Seriously: Best of luck, there's a good chance you'll be ok. (I hope you're not one of the unlucky ones with clotting or organ damage)

[BT JUSTICE]

Movie grade, flesh tone silicone bicep enhancement, with a metal plate under the injection site. Let them poke that and take your vaccine card. You're welcome.

[the_tunaman]

Good luck five - I hope you don’t experience any adverse reactions or long term effects! I suspect that the odds are with you.

[Garv]

I don’t want to get greedy so I’ll just take dibs on all the firearm things that you did not remember well enough to list.

(Mods. please move this post to the “want to give” thread.).