Variant of a variant: Covid Delta+ is here

[LBDamned]

Quick! Where's my ++ shot?!!!

[Dan_Eastvale]

More and more will be envisioned in order to ensure a lockdown of walk in polling stations.

How this terrifies so many while more and more see the bs overreaction is unbelievable.

[compulsivegunbuyer]

Delta+ is my dental insurance plan. Hopefully this Delta+ is more comprehensive.

[SPUTTER]

There are currently a bunch of variants being tracked. Try not to panic. It is normal for a virus to mutate into a more easily spread and less virulent form in the end of an epidemic. It just means the end of this is close for the epidemic.
It is a good thing.

https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/1005517/Technical_Briefing_19.pdf

https://www.ecdc.europa.eu/en/covid-19/variants-concern

You really need to pull your heard out of your backside. There are no variants. The only variant is the vaccinated are going to fall over sick from multiple health problems. Game over bud.

[sigfan91]

What's next, "Delta+p+" variant?

Coming soon: Delta Pro+ and Delta Watch

Ultra Delta Max 100

Wait for it — The all-new most-powerful Delta 12 Pro Max.

Amateurs!

I'll render all y'all obsolete with the Epsilon variant.

[The Gleam]

It's NEW and IMPROVED Delta ULTRA!! Now with fresh, clean scent - and no aftertaste! Gets your whites their brightest and stops ring around the collar! Your frisky family feline is just going to LOVE Delta ULTRA!!!!!

Give it to Mikey. He won't eat it he hates everything.

Hey Mikey, he likes it!!

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[The Gleam]

Delta 12 Pro Max.

Surprised nobody said the obvious;

"Delta Force!"

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[The Gleam]

We will need 3 masks

And 4 condoms.

[71MUSTY]

Only known symptom of Delta + is it makes unvaccinated people dumb as a brick and extremely paranoids. Early indications are that 98,7% of the unvaccinated already have it but don't know it.

[rklapper]

You really need to pull your heard out of your backside. There are no variants. The only variant is the vaccinated are going to fall over sick from multiple health problems. Game over bud.

[SanDiego619]

Variant of I don't give a F is here: IDGAF+

[Marauder2003]

There is no Delta or Delta+ test.

[EsotericEpsilon]

Variant of I don't give a F is here: IDGAF+

Next variant is "DILLIGAF+"

[MongooseV8]

What's next, "Delta+p+" variant?

Rofl nice.

I think they will skip straight to Covid Delta Magnum loads instead.

The only protection will be a kevlar Covid proof vest that periodically injects you with some extra mRNA protiens.

[five.five-six]

Next variant is "DILLIGAF+"

Nope, that Acosta gentleman got this trending: #DeSantisVariant