Door-To-Door Playbook

[WingDings]

(*knock, knock) “Hello?”
“Come in!”
“Sir, ma’am? Where are ya?”
“I’m in the basement!”
“The basement?”
“Yes, silly. Walk 10 steps past the three cat litter boxes and take another 15 steps down the corridor until you reach the stairs.”
“Where’s the light switch?”
“I’m allergic to sunlight sweetums.”
(*door automatically locks behind volunteer in pitch black)

[2Stroke]

Forwarded to my 86 yo mom. Thank you sir.

[CessnaDriver]

I plan on wasting as much of their time as I can if they show up and I'm around. Have fun! That's what they say right? LOL

[subscriber]

Selling is the act of persuasion. It is not taking money, or delivering a product or service.

In this case, they are selling the idea of you getting vaccinated.

[five.five-six]

I plan on wasting as much of their time as I can if they show up and I'm around. Have fun! That's what they say right? LOL

They are paid by the hour with your tax dollars.

[Bert Gamble]

I will say one word “LEAVE!!” This will be repeated with increasing volume until they comply.

[Jeepergeo]

Snap a photo of them. Let them know it will be posted to the Interweb.

[SPUTTER]

This is getting North Korea tier. Notice how they want EVERYONE to get the shots no matter what, no exceptions?

[Dan_Eastvale]

Are they employees or unpaid volunteers?

I just won't answer the door or simply say I'm not interested and close the like I do with solicitors. Don't want to argue.

[Gundiver]

Yep I agree with the post saying waste as much of their time as possible. Gingerly do not argue. Act genuinely interested and don’t say you’re not vaccinated. Maybe say you are vaccinated and just ask a million questions about booster shots.

[stonefly-2]

When they're done talking to me they're gonna quit.

[CessnaDriver]

They are paid by the hour with your tax dollars.

Well I wan't my money's worth of their time! LOL

I'll act like the target they are looking for, hesitant knuckle dragger, worried about conspiracies, is it safe, repeat some crazy stuff, ask for more info, ask if they got the shot, tell a story of someone I know. etc etc etc If I have my wits about me maybe I can remember to record it. Just not thinking they will come around our place though.

[Marauder2003]

[SPUTTER]

I'm fairly sure they are going to target black areas, that's what it sounds like. I don't think they've participated much in this.

[Epaphroditus]

I can hardly wait for the YouTube's showing encounters gone awry.