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  • #1
    Sierra57
    Calguns Addict
    • Dec 2012
    • 5165

    EASY COVID 19 SELF TEST

    COVID 19 SELF TEST

    A new and easy self-test for the horror of Covid 19 is making the rounds and it's simple and quick.

    Take a glass and pour a decent dram of your favorite liquor into it, then see if you can smell it. If you can, then you are halfway there.

    Then drink it. If you can taste it then it is reasonable to assume you are currently free of the virus because the loss of sense of smell and taste is a common symptom.

    I tested myself 7 times last night and was virus free every time, thank goodness.

    I will have to test myself again today because I have developed a throbbing headache which can also be one of the symptoms.

    I'll run a few more tests tonight and report my results tomorrow.
    ... The liberal agenda preys on weakness and feelings of inferiority in the population by:
    * Creating and reinforcing perceptions of victimization;
    * Satisfying infantile claims to entitlement, indulgence and compensation;
    * Augmenting primitive feelings of envy;
    * Rejecting the sovereignty of the individual, subordinating him to the will of the government
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      M76
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      • Apr 2014
      • 5954
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        • #3
          SanDiego619
          I need a LIFE!!
          • Jan 2013
          • 11941
          Originally posted by Sierra57
          COVID 19 SELF TEST

          A new and easy self-test for the horror of Covid 19 is making the rounds and it's simple and quick.

          Take a glass and pour a decent dram of your favorite liquor into it, then see if you can smell it. If you can, then you are halfway there.

          Then drink it. If you can taste it then it is reasonable to assume you are currently free of the virus because the loss of sense of smell and taste is a common symptom.

          I tested myself 7 times last night and was virus free every time, thank goodness.

          I will have to test myself again today because I have developed a throbbing headache which can also be one of the symptoms.

          I'll run a few more tests tonight and report my results tomorrow.
          As a resident Calguns Virologist, Immunoligist, Epidemiologist, Pandemologist, and WHO-apologist, PhD, I recommend performing this test with maximum effort as often as possible!
          Where the people fear the government you have tyranny. Where the government fears the people you have liberty.

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            • #4
              RJR45
              Junior Member
              • Feb 2017
              • 79
              Doesn't work for me. I was born without a sense of smell, can barely taste anything and only drink beer.

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                • #5
                  SanDiego619
                  I need a LIFE!!
                  • Jan 2013
                  • 11941
                  Originally posted by RJR45
                  Doesn't work for me. I was born without a sense of smell, can barely taste anything and only drink beer.
                  Then you should test extra hard, it is the only way to make sure you aren't spreading death.
                  Where the people fear the government you have tyranny. Where the government fears the people you have liberty.

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                    • #6
                      ERdept
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                      CGN Contributor
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 4698
                      Funny.

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                        • #7
                          Hammertime
                          Veteran Member
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 3495
                          Await the cluster ****, which is to become the 2020 election cycle.

                          Where the common cold will become the Commie flu, with all deaths attributed to Orange Antichrist.

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