I survived the Chi-na-covids and all I got was...?

[sealocan]

Okay we're going to create a covids t-shirt that's hilarious, thought-provoking or maybe just in good taste (at least for Calguns).

I'm thinking they should be black t-shirts with silk screen artwork of a N-95 mask ,dangling from the front side neck area, by silk screen artwork chords.

And below that it will say...

I survived the Covids (or China-Covids?)
And all I got was this...______

Your mission is to fill in the blank area with something that people might buy.

(Okay seriously, I do know there are people dying so this is may be "too soon" but honestly if I was dying and someone could get a laugh out of me, with me or from me I would be all for it.

Also, If laughter is the Best medicine has some doctor tried that against the covids yet?)

[sealocan]

I survived the covids and all's I got was beat up by an old lady at Trader Joe's ?

[sealocan]

... My wife's real phone number?

[sealocan]

I survived the Covids and all's I got was a fever.

...A FEVER for Less China!

[shadowofnight]

I survived the Rona.
And all I got was an ink stained crack from using crumpled up phone book pages.

[yzErnie]

All I got was nothing, not a damn thing...no stimulus money, no help of any kind. But, I did get the golden boner as the slackers of society are now making more than I am...tax free.

On the brighter side, I have gotten a lot of things done around the compound.

[Preston-CLB]

I survived the Covids (or China-Covids?)
And all I got was one day to buy ammo.
-P

[L84CABO]

I survived CHINA/WUHAN Flu and all I got was...called a WACIST!

[gcvt]

I survived the China-Covids And all I got was Norovirus on a cruise.

[TheGood]

...Less Freedom and this stupid Chinese T-Shirt

[sealocan]

Haaaahaaahaa!

They're All good but I am liking the one right above this post the most so far.

[MurdaJ]

$1200

[sealocan]

... And all's I got was
Trump's signature!!!

[tradecraft]

hemorrhoids