CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY Iranians invent "Magic 8-Ball!"

[The War Wagon]

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Introducing a brand-new, highly-sophisticated CORONAMETER from the fine medical professionals at the IRGC. Endorsed by Dr. Salami. pic.twitter.com/6uNQC5Gz5JApril 15, 2020

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[Garv]

Magnet detecting a non-magnetic, microscopic, organic particle at 100 meters.

Where do I send my investment money?????

[beanz2]

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If Dianne Feinstein says Please, would they share it with us?


Pleeeeeeeease! We’re so desperate for Wuhan testing here.


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[lone shooter]

Did he come back from the dead?

Also, if they have this AWESOME machine, then why do they have 79,494 cases with 4,958 deaths? I already know why they do but that's another thread.

[timdps]

"Salami, Salami, Baloney" -Popeye the Sailor Man in Popeye's Pappy, 1952

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[SkyHawk]

I heard they also have discovered a sure fire vaccine.

[BigBronco]

Let me guess: Have sex with a Goat, if the Goat dies you are infected?

[superdave50]

Is that from Babylonbee?

[beanz2]

A country so advanced, they can make their own stealth fighter.




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[bagman]

This way they can say a person tested positive prior to them being executed.

[harbormaster]

So an Iranian, Syrian and Iraqi are sentenced do die by guillotine;

The Iraqi goes first. They put his head down, raise the blade, and it falls. Boom it stops 6 inches short of his neck. They look at the rule book. When the blade is released the sentence is completed so they set the Iraqi free.

The Syrian is up. They put his head down, raise the blade and drop it. It stops at about 5.5 inches short of his head. The Syrian is set free.

The Iranian walks up and looks at the guys running the show and says, "you need a longer rope."

[Transient]

Is that from Babylonbee?

Breitbart, this why I don't consider anything that comes from them as credible

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[August]

But where is the P ussy magnet located?