Clean your doorbell button

[five.five-six]

Boy, I sure hope the people the delivery guy hit before me did it too.

I'm sitting at home becoming an awesome cook. They're bringing me the ingredients because I'm not risking going to the store.


I'll tip them if I can leave it out for them and I'll keep my doorbell clean for them.

[Doheny]

[The War Wagon]

I discourage visitors, LONG before they get to the doorbell...

[small hole shooter]

You need more Baileys in that coffee.
I have no doorbell, everyone has to knock.

[PaperTarget]

You need more Baileys in that coffee.
I have no doorbell, everyone has to knock.

Wash yer door!

[five.five-six]

That was me before increasing social distancing.

.300WM now

I discourage visitors, LONG before they get to the doorbell...

[LBDamned]

You should. That's where the virus hides...

[MurdaJ]

wait, ive been using my doorbell to wipe my ***.. cant find any tp so what should i do?!?!?!11.1.1.1.

[LBDamned]

wait, ive been using my doorbell to wipe my ***.. cant find any tp so what should i do?!?!?!11.1.1.1.

As long as your belly button is clean, you're fine.

[MurdaJ]

As long as your belly button is clean, you're fine.

nah man, my belly button is crustier than a box of frosted flakes. PH premium free trial, im going to dehydrate soon

[Doheny]

You should. That's where the virus hides...

The virus will never get pass the lint.


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[FatCity67]

Haven't had one in 20 years.