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  • #1
    TTT
    Senior Member
    • Oct 2005
    • 902

    Could it be the cure?

    Everyone Jumps Off Bridge After New Government Order Telling Everyone To Jump Off Bridge
    https://babylonbee.com/news/government-issues-new-directive-telling-everyone-to-jump-off-a-bridge
    U.S.—After state governments across the country directed their citizens to shut down their businesses and just kinda hope things worked out, a new order has been issued: everyone is to jump off a bridge immediately.
    Assuming everyone follows through and obeys the order, coronavirus will be wiped out, according to officials. There are no bad side effects, as far as anyone can tell
    Dr. Goldstein showed us the way. We dropped the ball. Pick up the ball.
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      small hole shooter
      Senior Member
      • Mar 2013
      • 1183
      Dibs on your guns.

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        • #3
          Inoxmark
          Senior Member
          • Oct 2005
          • 742
          That was neither funny nor smart.

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            • #4
              TTT
              Senior Member
              • Oct 2005
              • 902
              Originally posted by Inoxmark
              That was neither funny nor smart.
              Oh noes, a Freaker was offended!
              Dr. Goldstein showed us the way. We dropped the ball. Pick up the ball.

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                • #5
                  Doheny
                  I need a LIFE!!
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 13820
                  Sent from Free America

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                    • #6
                      axhoaxho
                      I need a LIFE!!
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 10064
                      Kid me not -- If the Governments really issue that order, some people will really obey it. I know a few myself.

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                        • #7
                          OlderThanDirt
                          FUBAR
                          CGN Contributor - Lifetime
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 5939
                          The Iranians reduced their coronavirus death rate by spreading a rumor that alcohol was a cure and then dispensed the only alcohol they had...methanol. In this case, not satire.
                          We know they are lying, they know they are lying, they know we know they are lying, we know they know we know they are lying, but they are still lying. ~ Solzhenitsyn
                          Thermidorian Reaction . . Prepare for it.

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