Strippers doing their part for coronavirus

[plumbum]

They’re not naked, they’re wearing pasties!

[Paco1987]

Wonder if my wife would mind.?

[ibanezfoo]

Those women ARE walking biohazards-and not just for SARS-CoV-2.

I bet their immune systems have built up tolerances for damn near everything. We should be studying them. I'll get in there and do the research if nobody else wants to.

[walterSOBCHAK]

Those tattooed liberal skanks would ruin my appetite. If they showed up, I'd close the drapes and turn off all the lights.

[PogoJack]

I tipped the Costco instacart shopper $100 for the last run.

For $30 and if they covered up and wore gloves, I would let them bring me my groceries. They are probably immune to Covid-19 anyways.

[homelessdude]

All these self rightious superior beings. I guess you would rather have them stealing and robbing people than trying to earn a legal living?

[walterSOBCHAK]

All these self rightious superior beings. I guess you would rather have them stealing and robbing people than trying to earn a legal living?

Not self righteous at all. I love strippers and hookers. Just not ugly liberal ones with funky hair and so many swap meet tattoos, they look like they just got released from county.

[JacobR]

The fries are soggy.

[M1NM]

Now that dancers are out of work, one club in Portland, Oregon, figured out a solution: have them deliver food topless while wearing surgical masks

Their masks must be covering a different infected area.

[SC1]

Those tattooed liberal skanks would ruin my appetite. If they showed up, I'd close the drapes and turn off all the lights.

Why do you assume they are liberal?

[Barang]

I bet their immune systems have built up tolerances for damn near everything. We should be studying them. I'll get in there and do the research if nobody else wants to.

will immediately send them to your place when they knock on my door.

[bigbearbear]

I want you guys to know that this is not unique. Many years ago with Asia was hit with SARS, many models in the area was out of work. So the smart local businesses started hiring them to serve those Bubble Milk Tea that is pretty common even here in US now. And yes, they worked at those Bubble Milk Tea places wearing pretty racy outfit, including bikinis.

To this date, some of these Milk Tea places are referred to as "Big Breast Milk Tea" businesses as a result.

Now all we need is for gun shops to the staffed by strippers, it's going to be one heck of conversation for people buying "stripped" AR lowers.

[ibanezfoo]

Why do you assume they are liberal?

Yeah. They are coming up with alternative and creative means to generate revenue. If they were liberals they'd be sitting at home crying about their government checks not coming in.

[ibanezfoo]

will immediately send them to your place when they knock on my door.

Yes please. I like the one with the purple hair.

[aklon]

if you order from 'Boober Eats' and somehow manage to let your 10 yr old answer the door...you have much bigger problems in life.

I was that age when I found my old man's Playboys. Seeing the real thing(s) in person would have been a near religious experience.