Corona Virus Joke Thread..

[Walking Fire]

OK, We all know the virus is serious, but we can still make fun of it and how people are panicking..

Joke # 1..

My Neighbor asked if I had any face masks,
I said she should try Dryer Sheets..
Maybe she will give me less Static and it might reduce her Wrinkles...

[RANGER295]

I have a corona virus joke but it would be a waste of time to tell it... You won't get it.

[The Gleam]

I have a corona virus joke but it would be a waste of time to tell it... You won't get it.

Very well done...

[SlowDrifter]

They told me all I needed to go to the store was a face mask and gloves. They lied. Everyone else had clothes on.

[sd_shooter]

Stolen from the web:

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.


"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and

pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,

very, closely:

"Are - my - test - results - back?"