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  • Fear58
    Senior Member
    • Aug 2010
    • 1282

    In-Laws asking for Toilet Paper

    I knew it was a matter of time. I have a good supply of TP, grabbed when I started hearing murmurings about Coronavirus in January (Or then, Wuhan Virus). Probably 50 rolls.

    Well at some point wife tells her parents we have plenty of TP to go around, and they need some. Down to their last three rolls. The supermarkets around us don't have any, I've checked. They live probably five blocks away. I'm on good terms with both of them. Father in-law really likes me because I fix a lot of his household and truck electronics.

    Now I'm at a pause. Do I give them TP? I know they'll see me as their primary source if I start. If it were just them, I probably would, but they also have a couple self-centered teenage girls who would probably go through my supply in two weeks, given the chance.

    What do I do, CG? Lend the TP? Send them links for good alternative ways of cleansing the booty and hold the line? Again, they know I have it.

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    Last edited by Fear58; 03-22-2020, 11:21 AM.
  • #2
    therealnickb
    King- Lifetime
    CGN Contributor - Lifetime
    • Oct 2011
    • 8919

    They are family. Unless you hate them for some reason, don’t be a dick.

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    • #3
      3xX
      Member
      • Oct 2013
      • 183

      Buy them a $30 bidet and be done with it.

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      • #4
        theLBC
        CGN/CGSSA Contributor
        CGN Contributor
        • Oct 2017
        • 6681

        your wife's parents? of course you help.
        they are older so supposedly more at risk if they are exposed.
        you can get more when you go out for groceries if needed.

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        • #5
          CaliforniaCowboy
          Senior Member
          • May 2015
          • 1469

          https://thedeplorablepatriot.com/

          "A Holocaust survivor dies of old age, when he gets to heaven he tells God a Holocaust joke. God says, That isn't funny. The Old man tells God, well, I guess you had to be there."

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          • #6
            Garv
            RSG Minion, Senior
            CGN Contributor - Lifetime
            • Apr 2014
            • 9018

            Give them 4 rolls and say that is it.

            Enough time to buy a bidet and install.

            Or tell them to rinse off in the shower.
            Originally posted by Kestryll:
            It never fails to amuse me how people get outraged but fail to tell the whole story in their rants....

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            • #7
              2shotjoe
              CGN/CGSSA Contributor
              CGN Contributor
              • Feb 2011
              • 26514

              No, kick wife out.

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              Originally posted by Kestryll
              ..you're kind of a sad excuse for an attorney...
              Originally posted by Libertarian777
              ...Don't pick either side....

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              • #8
                Doheny
                I need a LIFE!!
                • Sep 2008
                • 13820

                Would you give it to your parents if they were asking?


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                • #9
                  Mushin
                  CGN/CGSSA Contributor
                  • Apr 2019
                  • 156

                  Give 'em this one: https://www.amazon.com/Laughing-Hill...s%2C221&sr=8-9

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                  • #10
                    silvertriple
                    Senior Member
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 749

                    You should give them some unless you want to hear it from the wife. Happy wife, happy life, lol.

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                    • #11
                      silvertriple
                      Senior Member
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 749

                      Originally posted by Mayor McRifle
                      The first thing I would do is start a thread on a gun forum seeking advice from a bunch of strangers on the internet about how I should treat and interact with my own family in a time of crisis. After that, I would give them a few rolls if I had them, because, you know, they're family.

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                      • #12
                        Gundiver
                        Banned
                        • Sep 2016
                        • 1030

                        Do you and their daughter have kids together?

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                        • #13
                          Ivan275
                          Member
                          • May 2013
                          • 241

                          I have a good supply of TP
                          Does your wife like her parents? Do you? Are you planing to get a divorce soon?

                          I was asked a week ago for TP by my X-girlfriends 20 year old kid, the kid is like family to me. She got 4 rolls and will get more if she needs it.

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                          • #14
                            harbormaster
                            Calguns Addict
                            • Jun 2017
                            • 5991

                            Went to Costco this AM. Plenty of TP one bundle per account and everyone (but me) was getting one.
                            1. Compared to what?
                            2. At what cost?
                            3. What hard evidence do you have?

                            T.S. debunking the Left in 3 simple questions.

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                            • #15
                              H8Mud
                              Member
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 462

                              Its toilet paper, and that's your family. Dont be a dick.
                              "Better to be judged by twelve than carried by six"

                              Originally posted by Manofmayhem
                              Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

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