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  • Marcus von W.
    Banned
    • Apr 2010
    • 1675

    Mitchell's Mausers - the ripoff continues!

    I see that in addition to those rare and wonderful Lugers, and genuine original WW2 Mauser 98k and Mosin PU snipers Don Mitchell's world-traveling little gnomes have managed to score (hidden away in secret bunkers under Hitler's Alpine retreat and beneath a trap door in Stalin's bedroom closet) that have eluded everyone else for almost 70 years, his latest coup is locating and obtaining "the last of the original German long-eye-relief snipers built in WW2."

    Yes, folks, your wildest dreams are about to come true: Mitchell's Mausers is now selling original WW2 German Mauser Zf-41 sniper rifles! Let it be known that according to "Honest Don" Mitchell, these are the real deal, with genuine bases, not "the incorrect, reproduction bases often seen today."

    Drop your pants and reach for the Preparation H, because these treasures (scope and mount not included) can be had starting at the sphincter-ripping price of ONLY $999 for the "Collector Grade" up to $1,399 for the "Premium Select Grade"!!!!!!

    And for only an extra hundred bucks, you can get the "Special Factory Code and Year Code (Most codes are avaiable)"

    Now I know some of you sniveling, whining, little kill-joys will start squealing and doubt-spreading about how Zf-41 rifles were only made by certain factories during certain years.

    I say, "shut up!" You bunch of little "correctness Nazis" don't know spit! These have undoubtedly been examined and pronounced correct by world famous Mauser expert and Mitchell's Mausers Museum curator Weiner von Scheissberg. And if Dr. von Scheissberg says they are real, you can take that to the bank.

    Well, I'd love to stay here and wax rapturous over these wonderful rifles, but I gotta go and order mine right now before they are all gone. Hurry folks! Remember, they aren't making these any more!
  • #2
    a1c
    CGSSA Coordinator
    • Oct 2009
    • 9098

    Isn't there a firm out there interested in a class action lawsuit from Mitchell's customers who feel that they've been misled?
    WTB: French & Finnish firearms. WTS: raw honey, tumbled .45 ACP brass, stupid cat.

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    • #3
      kouye
      Senior Member
      • May 2012
      • 937

      Well if a scientist can go to jail for not correctly predicting a devastating earthquake...this should be an easy one...

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      • #4
        Mutant
        Senior Member
        • Jul 2009
        • 828

        Hmmmmm. How 'bout --- Dont buy one --- your Prosac bill will go down.
        Life is hard. Being stupid makes it harder. - John Wayne

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        • #5
          2shotjoe
          CGN/CGSSA Contributor
          CGN Contributor
          • Feb 2011
          • 26522

          How long can the go under the radar of counterfeit police?

          Sent from my DROID RAZR using Tapatalk 2
          Originally posted by Kestryll
          ..you're kind of a sad excuse for an attorney...
          Originally posted by Libertarian777
          ...Don't pick either side....

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          • #6
            bruceflinch
            I need a LIFE!!
            • Jan 2006
            • 40127

            Originally posted by Mutant
            Hmmmmm. How 'bout --- Dont buy one --- your Prosac bill will go down.
            Actually I only started collecting Milsurps 3 years ago. I think I might own about 24...They're cheaper than guns that will most likely never get the opportunity to kill somebody...

            I belong to the group that uses firearms, and knows which bathroom to use.

            Tis better to have Trolled & lost, Than to never have Trolled, at all.

            Secret Club Member?.

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            • #7
              knucklehead0202
              Veteran Member
              • Aug 2008
              • 4086

              Originally posted by bruceflinch
              it's not about that, but rather about the fact that these people have been foolin' honest(however uninformed) gun folk for years with their "original, found-in-a-bunker" horsepuckey rifles for decades now and aside from the random forum *****ing, nobody's really called them on it, unless we just haven't heard. i find his rant amusing, which i believe is how it was meant. if you don't find it funny, you probably don't understand. Weiner Scheissberg, hahahahahahhahahahah!!!!!!

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              • #8
                bruceflinch
                I need a LIFE!!
                • Jan 2006
                • 40127

                ^ Well, the NRA has been helping Mitchell's Mauser sell these guns for a long time. I've never considered buying a Mauser of any type, so not a big deal for me. But the OP is on a rampage about MM. This is probably about the 4th thread on the subject in the last 12-18 mos.

                Let the Buyer Beware, IMO.
                Actually I only started collecting Milsurps 3 years ago. I think I might own about 24...They're cheaper than guns that will most likely never get the opportunity to kill somebody...

                I belong to the group that uses firearms, and knows which bathroom to use.

                Tis better to have Trolled & lost, Than to never have Trolled, at all.

                Secret Club Member?.

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                • #9
                  Marcus von W.
                  Banned
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 1675

                  UP^^^^^^^

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                  • #10
                    C3nt3rMa55
                    Member
                    • Feb 2012
                    • 222

                    I like the $3500 Russian capture P-38

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                    • #11
                      Marcus von W.
                      Banned
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 1675

                      Yes, but it comes in a cigar box that "Dishonest Don" Mitchell has numbered to match the gun. That magically turns a $500 gun into a $3,500 gun.

                      Of course, "Dirty Don" will sell you just the cigar box for only $250, so that Russian capture P-38 by itself is really only a $3,250 gun.

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                      • #12
                        C3nt3rMa55
                        Member
                        • Feb 2012
                        • 222

                        Originally posted by Marcus von W.
                        Yes, but it comes in a cigar box that "Dishonest Don" Mitchell has numbered to match the gun. That magically turns a $500 gun into a $3,500 gun.

                        Of course, "Dirty Don" will sell you just the cigar box for only $250, so that Russian capture P-38 by itself is really only a $3,250 gun.
                        ^^^^ love it!

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                        • #13
                          Simply115
                          Senior Member
                          • Aug 2012
                          • 2265

                          Hey! What's wrong with cigar boxes?


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                          • #14
                            olhunter
                            CGN Contributor
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 3707

                            Originally posted by Marcus von W.
                            ...Yes, folks, your wildest dreams are about to come true: Mitchell's Mausers is now selling original WW2 German Mauser Zf-41 sniper rifles!...Hurry folks! Remember, they aren't making these any more!
                            Got 3 based on your recommendation. Hope they're nice.
                            It cannot be inherited, nor can it ever be purchased.
                            You and no one alive can buy it for any price. It is impossible to rent and cannot be lent.
                            You alone and our own have earned it with...Your sweat, blood and lives. You own it forever.

                            The title is....."United States Marine".


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                            • #15
                              Emdawg
                              Veteran Member
                              • Jan 2012
                              • 4292

                              Marcus? Why do you hate them so much?
                              *sniff* *sniff* Commies...

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