Now I wait, while looking at Mosin/Nagant, Enfield, and Springfield porn. Lusting after cosmoline soaked stocks like they where the thighs of the 1980 Ms. June Playboy bunny and desiring barrel markings like beauty moles on a supermodel.
What has happened to me?
Why does the guy with the motorcycle mustache keep popping up in my dream?
Where will this addiction lead me to?
Financial collapse while I run up my credit cards to purchase surplus 7.62 x 54r like an addict looking for his next 8 ball?
All I wonder now, will the guy coming out of a Walmart parking lot in the Ford Explorer on some future Saturday afternoon, give me a buck when he reads my handmade sign, "Will work for 7.62".
Breathe, breathe, breathe...that's better.
What has happened to me?
Why does the guy with the motorcycle mustache keep popping up in my dream?
Where will this addiction lead me to?
Financial collapse while I run up my credit cards to purchase surplus 7.62 x 54r like an addict looking for his next 8 ball?
All I wonder now, will the guy coming out of a Walmart parking lot in the Ford Explorer on some future Saturday afternoon, give me a buck when he reads my handmade sign, "Will work for 7.62".
Breathe, breathe, breathe...that's better.

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