How do I defend myself for 10 days?!

[peter95]

Walking dead marathon?

This....


+1

[IntoForever]

Hang out with the brady bunch. If a zombie comes at you, toss it a brady and run while it eats.

[Chan]

Spent the day learning how to clean an AR on youtube and borrowed my brother's maltipoodle as a guard dog for the day. She got me no attention from the female neighbors, must be an ugly dog.

[Moonshine]

Doesn't California have regulations on the amount of gun powder you can possess though?

You forgot muzzle loaders

[RONIN.]

op.. here are you step by step instructions to make a home protection weapon..

1. do your laundry
2. end up with half a pair of socks..
3. take said sock..
4. go to the bathroom
5. get a bar of soap
6. insert bar of soap into sock
7. put on nite stand next to bed

then when said intruder enters your home.. take said sock weapon.. and swing it viciously like a crazy bag lady at the intruder's head.. repeat till intruder falls down unconscious, then call police..

ronin

and if you actually do this.. i did not tell you this, i was never here.. lol

[10mm]

Hey guys, bought my first AR last Friday at RifleGear. $730 OTD for a S&W M&P15 Sport. I think I spent the entire weekend just looking up mods for my rifle. I know, I should get the rifle first and shoot it before I decide on mods. But what else am I supposed to do for 10 days? Hopefully zombie apocalypse doesn't start until after I get my gun.

Anybody in the Orange County area want to take me out shooting when I get this thing?

How did you survive before? Once you figure that out repeat.

[drifter001]

sleep with a bucket of kerosene next to ur bed. place axe into said bucket. incase of home invasion, jump out of bed naked and light said ax on fire. run swinging flaming ax at intruder.

i tried this once and it worked

[Dhena81]