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  • McTerry
    Member
    • Feb 2011
    • 244

    First Time Shooter

    So I took my M&P to the range and fired a couple clips down range, ran the target back up to me and saw that my bullets weren't going through the paper target.
    I was really upset because the range made me buy their ammo so I stormed up to the counter and told the guy what was going on.

    He laughed a little until he realized I wasn't just going to sit around and take this kind of crap. He went and got the store owner as well as a couple, maybe all the other employees and had me repeat my problem.
    They thought it was funny too! What elitest jerks!

    The RO (Range Officer) asked me for my gun and I handed it over.
    He asked if it was "Safe" and I scoffed and told him, "Of course it is, no ones finger is on the trigger, duh!"

    He dropped the magazine and then ejected the chambered round and handed it back to me.

    "Can you show me how you hold it?" He asked.

    So I moved my feet to shoulders length like they showed on Youtube, raised the gun to eye level, tilted my head and stuck my tongue out just enough to 'taste the wind for drift' and he said that was good.

    He scratched his chin then said, "Show me how you shoot it."

    I ran through all the previously mentioned maneuvers and let my finger gently pull against the trigger until it clicked. Then I opened my eyes and looked up at him for some other stupid direction and everyone just started laughing.

    I asked what seemed to be so funny and the OR just smiled and said, "You might be able to hit the target if you shoot without closing both your eyes when you pull the trigger."

    Absolutely uncalled for! I will never go back there again!




    (No this is not a true account, but I figured you could all use a good laugh. If any of you are still wanting to know why my bullets didn't go through the targets and have this same problem I highly suggest you visit the "For Sale' section and try to sell your gun immediately, before you kill a pet!)
  • #2
    lorddivid1
    Senior Member
    • Oct 2010
    • 1418

    Hahahhahahahahaha I'm glad this wasn't true......but it was hilarious.

    During my laughter I was starting to feel bad for you.

    Hahhaha @ sticking out your tongue a little. Picturing everything..lol

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    • #3
      jshoebot
      Senior Member
      • Feb 2010
      • 1857

      Maybe if you used magazines instead of clips you'd be able to hit the target

      Funny story
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      • #4
        McTerry
        Member
        • Feb 2011
        • 244

        Originally posted by jshoebot
        Maybe if you used magazines instead of clips you'd be able to hit the target

        Funny story
        I think you missed the point of using the term 'clip' in the opening of the story. Thank you though.

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        • #5
          zfields
          CGN Contributor
          • Aug 2010
          • 13658

          My head started hurting untill I saw this was a joke.

          Thanks for the start of a good migrane. Please sent me a bottle of scotch to make it go away.
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          • #6
            El Larry
            Member
            • Nov 2010
            • 158

            Thats good stuff! I'm sure this has happened before somewhere!

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            • #7
              stevie
              Veteran Member
              • Oct 2005
              • 3856

              Your not supposed to close your eyes?

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              • #8
                Slim///
                Senior Member
                • Jul 2010
                • 966

                lol, what range was this?

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                • #9
                  Ninja45
                  Senior Member
                  • Jan 2006
                  • 624

                  I took my wife shooting for the first time about 5 years ago. After an hour or two of extensive gun safety and dry fire drills, we went to the range for some live firing. She loaded up the Ruger 22/45 mags with 3 rounds, inserted the mag, racked the slide, did a perfect weaver stance and proceeded to shoot at the target 7 yards away. Three rounds failed to print on paper. Maybe 7 yards was too far for a first time shooter. I pulled the target to about 3 yrds. Loaded up the mag another 3 rounds, and let her shoot again. One shot hit target on the left edge of the paper. I keep reminding her "Proper grip, line your sights, hold your breath, squeeze the trigger." Four more mags and similar results.

                  Maybe she can build up her confidence if I let her shoot my 22 scoped rifle instead. So, I loaded up the 10/22 with 3 rounds, moved the target to about 10 yards, and showed her how to properly line up the scope to her eye. I shot the target and all went into a little cluster in the middle of the bulleyes. Gave her the rifle, she shoot 3 rounds. Nothing on paper. Another 3 rounds, same result. Three more mags, same story. ARRGHH! Frustrated, I ask her to put down the rifle and step away from the shooting bay. I told her "Pretend you are holding a rifle, show me how aim at your target." She did the perfect stance, raised the imaginary rifle, and closed her eye that was on the scope! The weak eye was open! She was doing the same when shooting the pistol. We found the problem, Houston!

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                  • #10
                    whipkiller
                    Veteran Member
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 3461

                    Originally posted by Ninja45
                    I took my wife shooting for the first time about 5 years ago. After an hour or two of extensive gun safety and dry fire drills, we went to the range for some live firing. She loaded up the Ruger 22/45 mags with 3 rounds, inserted the mag, racked the slide, did a perfect weaver stance and proceeded to shoot at the target 7 yards away. Three rounds failed to print on paper. Maybe 7 yards was too far for a first time shooter. I pulled the target to about 3 yrds. Loaded up the mag another 3 rounds, and let her shoot again. One shot hit target on the left edge of the paper. I keep reminding her "Proper grip, line your sights, hold your breath, squeeze the trigger." Four more mags and similar results.

                    Maybe she can build up her confidence if I let her shoot my 22 scoped rifle instead. So, I loaded up the 10/22 with 3 rounds, moved the target to about 10 yards, and showed her how to properly line up the scope to her eye. I shot the target and all went into a little cluster in the middle of the bulleyes. Gave her the rifle, she shoot 3 rounds. Nothing on paper. Another 3 rounds, same result. Three more mags, same story. ARRGHH! Frustrated, I ask her to put down the rifle and step away from the shooting bay. I told her "Pretend you are holding a rifle, show me how aim at your target." She did the perfect stance, raised the imaginary rifle, and closed her eye that was on the scope! The weak eye was open! She was doing the same when shooting the pistol. We found the problem, Houston!
                    Ahh, thanks for the laugh, that's hilarious! I'm guessing your wife must be quite pretty...
                    Too many hobbies, Too little time.

                    Mind you, I'm 5'7", 180, with a visible Ab...

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                    • #11
                      BlackJack
                      Member
                      • Oct 2010
                      • 322

                      Originally posted by lorddivid1
                      Hahahhahahahahaha I'm glad this wasn't true......but it was hilarious.

                      During my laughter I was starting to feel bad for you.

                      Hahhaha @ sticking out your tongue a little. Picturing everything..lol
                      +1 that was too funny!
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                      • #12
                        McTerry
                        Member
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 244

                        Ninja 45, you are a much braver man than I for telling us this story... LOL

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                        • #13
                          forgiven
                          Calguns Addict
                          • May 2008
                          • 5214

                          Elitist jerks

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                          • #14
                            THE NEW GUY

                            I rate this 5 stars!!!

                            Alot of anger from time to time here.

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