Apple to make impact on firearm industry

[walter]

Apple announced today that it will produce the world's first polymer mp3 player with bullet propelling function so you can rock out to your favorite music while shooting bad guys.

[csmintel]

Im gonna stop by an apple stor and see if I can git myself one. I hope it's not going to be gazillion dollars.

[Vectrexer]

Im gonna stop by an apple stor and see if I can git myself one. I hope it's not going to be gazillion dollars.

Probably not. But be sure you don't "Brick" the gun with a poor software update!

[pavlov]

such an old dupe

[Rust]

hehe it my be old but its still funny. I'm going to have to send that over to my friend who works there.

[Black Majik]

such an old dupe

But this one is 3G.

[till44]

Do the tempo of the songs pick up as you increase the number of rounds going down range?

[SwissFluCase]

You'll have to use proprietary ammo, and you'll have to buy all new magazines, holsters, and other accessories when they release a new version.

Regards,


SwissFluCase

[MikeR]

Someone should print that pic out and take it into a store and ask when the release date is. Im sure the image on the face would be well worth it.

[GrinderCB]

A few thoughts:
(1) Apple might reconsider their position of appropriating another firm's brand name and go with "iGun" instead of "iGlock"
(2) Aftermarket gunsmiths would be unable to perform repairs or modifications to the iGun. Instead, owners would be required to take their iGun to a local Apple Store and leave it there for an undisclosed time.
(3) While promising a 10-shot capacity, the actual technology for giving the iGun 10 shots has not yet been perfected and will be added at a later date. See item #2.
(4) Due to contractual obligations the iGun will only be useable at specific licensed firing ranges. An embedded microchip will detect the presence of said range and will allow the iGun to fire.
(5) Apple has developed ammunition in a caliber unique to the iGun which will only be available thru their website, www.iBullets.com, for 99-cents a round.
(6) Steve Jobs, one of the most degenerate hippies to become a zillionaire capitalist and good friend to many of the ultra-liberal Kalifornia gun grabbers inhabiting Sacramento, making a weapon of personal defense? Can we say "irony" boys and girls?
(7) Not to be outdone by the iGun, Research-In-Motion has announced the development of their new product, the "Blastberry Bang," which should be available to consumers sometime next year. Repairs and upgrades will be accomplished by way of the companion software, "Blastberry Gunsmith Manager."

[GrinderCB]

Oops, sorry, my bad. There is an actual iBullets website with no apparent connection to Apple.