The Why I Carry List

[DaveInOroValley]

Didn't find this in a search but I am sure it may be a dupe and if so sorry in advance to the police.


The reason I carry a concealed weapon.

I don't carry a gun to kill people.

I carry a gun to keep from being killed.

I don't carry a gun to scare people.

I carry a gun because sometimes this world can be a scary place.

I don't carry a gun because I'm paranoid.

I carry a gun because there are real threats in the world.

I don't carry a gun because I'm evil.

I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the world.

I don't carry a gun because I hate the government.

I carry a gun because I understand the limitations of government.

I don't carry a gun because I'm angry.

I carry a gun so that I don't have to spend the rest of my life hating myself for failing to be prepared.

I don't carry a gun because I want to shoot someone.

I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and not on a sidewalk somewhere tomorrow afternoon.

I don't carry a gun to make me feel like a man.

I carry a gun because real men know how to take care of themselves and the ones they love.

I don't carry a gun because I feel inadequate.

I carry a gun because unarmed and facing three armed thugs, I am totally inadequate.

I don't carry a gun because I love it.

I carry a gun because I love life and the people who make it meaningful to me to do so.

[troberge]

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I would add "I carry a gun because it is my constitutional right to do so."

[titan2]

Didn't find this in a search but I am sure it may be a dupe and if so sorry in advance to the police.


The reason I carry a concealed weapon.

I don't carry a gun to kill people.

I carry a gun to keep from being killed.

I don't carry a gun to scare people.

I carry a gun because sometimes this world can be a scary place.

I don't carry a gun because I'm paranoid.

I carry a gun because there are real threats in the world.

I don't carry a gun because I'm evil.

I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the world.

I don't carry a gun because I hate the government.

I carry a gun because I understand the limitations of government.

I don't carry a gun because I'm angry.

I carry a gun so that I don't have to spend the rest of my life hating myself for failing to be prepared.

I don't carry a gun because I want to shoot someone.

I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and not on a sidewalk somewhere tomorrow afternoon.

I don't carry a gun to make me feel like a man.

I carry a gun because real men know how to take care of themselves and the ones they love.

I don't carry a gun because I feel inadequate.

I carry a gun because unarmed and facing three armed thugs, I am totally inadequate.

I don't carry a gun because I love it.

I carry a gun because I love life and the people who make it meaningful to me to do so.

I like this one, that I did up....

[Carnivore]

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I would add "I carry a gun because it is my constitutional right to do so."

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Or at least it SHOULD be...