The LA TIMES is running a lame "article" about a "guns-for-money" program that is supposed to be making Bell Gardens or Los Angeles County residents safer:
The title of the article is based on the remorse of a wildeyed, murderous gun owner caught in a love triangle and bent on bloody revenge--you know, like all the rest of us insane gun nuts are.
The "confession" supposedly came from a dude who caught his Haina cheating on him, bought a gun, had second thoughts, and then gave the lil' cuete to the local Padre to turn in to the local Jura.

Yeah, right.
If that stupid propaganda story isn't fake, I don't know what is.
And did the LEO track down Mr. Ladykiller to verify that Mr. Ladykiller had not changed his mind and slaughtered his 'b!tch' with a cuchillo or some improvised weapon?
No, the story doesn't include any mention of anything as salient as that.
But anyone who has ever been to the City of Bell Gardens (or Cudahy) on a weekend night knows that taking 19 guns off the street will have exactly NO effect on the number of shootings there: that place is a freakin' war zone infested with gangs and plain old paisa narcotraficantes.
Guns for money---HAH!
I hope the cops there are careful with that "guns-for-money" program--criminals don't like competition.

The only tactic that could make that area fit for human habitation would be about 24 straight hours of clusterbombing.

Where's a "Tom Ludlow" when you need him?!
The title of the article is based on the remorse of a wildeyed, murderous gun owner caught in a love triangle and bent on bloody revenge--you know, like all the rest of us insane gun nuts are.
The "confession" supposedly came from a dude who caught his Haina cheating on him, bought a gun, had second thoughts, and then gave the lil' cuete to the local Padre to turn in to the local Jura.

Yeah, right.
If that stupid propaganda story isn't fake, I don't know what is.
And did the LEO track down Mr. Ladykiller to verify that Mr. Ladykiller had not changed his mind and slaughtered his 'b!tch' with a cuchillo or some improvised weapon?
No, the story doesn't include any mention of anything as salient as that.
But anyone who has ever been to the City of Bell Gardens (or Cudahy) on a weekend night knows that taking 19 guns off the street will have exactly NO effect on the number of shootings there: that place is a freakin' war zone infested with gangs and plain old paisa narcotraficantes.
Guns for money---HAH!
I hope the cops there are careful with that "guns-for-money" program--criminals don't like competition.

The only tactic that could make that area fit for human habitation would be about 24 straight hours of clusterbombing.

Where's a "Tom Ludlow" when you need him?!


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