Need help creating a meme

[gobler]

So, I wanted to have a meme but cannot create one. No computer just cell phone.

I want Michael Palin and Terry Gilliam as the Inquisition guys with Dian Fineswine with the word's "Nobody expects the Democrat Inquisition!" Was thinking using a calligraphy type... anyone up to helping me?

"The Tree of Liberty must be waterd from time to time with the blood of Tyrants and Patriots -
Thomas Jefferson"