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Old 06-08-2011, 2:03 AM
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So when does the OP get the ride to the Big House? I wanna laugh!
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Great gun info and then there's great entertainment too in threads like this. Thanks Calguns!
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I'm just amazed that this is still open. Please please please Kes don't ever delete it. It will bring me back to a time I can laugh again if I ever go into a deep depression.
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This guy is really looking for the smack-down!!

He sent me an email demanding that his account be unblocked, well he actually said "unblock my account homo".
I told him I would not be unblocking his account so he replied with this gem:


So can anyone tell me how many laws his threat violates?

Show of hands?
OP is a idiot.
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Oh man, this is still open? It's sure gonna be hard for me not to keep checking back while at work today.
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I like it when the mods tidy up the place. Keep up the good work guys.
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Old 06-08-2011, 7:22 AM
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and hi profile girls means if I'm lucky I can hook up with my daughter
really?!?
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Old 06-08-2011, 7:32 AM
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Lykis 101, im not married and i bang chicks with money that have stalkers.
Sorry.

which part of that statement are you sorry about?
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really?!?
That was one of the posts Kes had to clean up, so he turned it around a little...
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The 1911 is the finest handgun ever made and the 230gr flying ashtray rounds I use have the most knockdown power.

There, now this thread has usefull information in it.

Kes is gay? I never knew.

BTW Am I the only one disturbed by my avatar? It's freakin me out just a little.

Now I know why, it's a photo of the OP.. he has the look of "I just banged a high profile chick"

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Old 06-08-2011, 8:17 AM
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wow am I late, I got in on page 8?
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Old 06-08-2011, 8:22 AM
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wow am I late, I got in on page 8?
This was just a test of the "IBTL/IBTB" System.

If this had been an acutual "IBTL/IBTB" event you would have failed (as I lol)


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Old 06-08-2011, 8:52 AM
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I myself am jealous of the OP. If I had such a simpleton mind that also comingled with what my penis was doing on a daily basis, my level of stress would probably be nil and I would live in the bliss that is ignorance.... untill my crotch fell off from banging Paris Hilton.

OP, that isnt a feat but I like where you are going with this. Think about this guys, how easy it is to bang Parris and how many guys and girls she bangs. If we turn that into a legal excuse to get a CCW, we can turn this state into "Shall Issue" in the matter of weeks!!!!!
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Old 06-08-2011, 8:55 AM
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I myself am jealous of the OP. If I had such a simpleton mind that also comingled with what my penis was doing on a daily basis, my level of stress would probably be nil and I would live in the bliss that is ignorance.... untill my crotch fell off from banging Paris Hilton.

OP, that isnt a feat but I like where you are going with this. Think about this guys, how easy it is to bang Parris and how many guys and girls she bangs. If we turn that into a legal excuse to get a CCW, we can turn this state into "Shall Issue" in the matter of weeks!!!!!
It's not that easy. I doubt anyone on here has banged her. Perez Hilton, maybe, but Paris Hilton, No!
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Old 06-08-2011, 8:56 AM
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so the OP's screen name was not originally

Mr. Wannabe High profile Banger

what was it?
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Old 06-08-2011, 9:05 AM
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It's not that easy. I doubt anyone on here has banged her. Perez Hilton, maybe, but Paris Hilton, No!
Oh thats just wrong lol
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wow am I late, I got in on page 8?
If you're on page 8, go to User CP and change your settings to more posts per page. I'm only just going on page 7 now so your settings could be different. If you change it you get to load up a larger page with more posts per page and makes it easier to get through some of this stuff.
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Old 06-08-2011, 9:40 AM
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so the OP's screen name was not originally

Mr. Wannabe High profile Banger

what was it?
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Seriously which one of you mods deleted my thread and questions about obtaining a CCW because i bang high profile girls?[EDIT]
Seriuosly think this might be a better siglin for me.
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What is a high profile girl?
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Over 6'3"
Hehe...or top-heavy, maybe?
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This guy is really looking for the smack-down!!

He sent me an email demanding that his account be unblocked, well he actually said "unblock my account homo".
I told him I would not be unblocking his account so he replied with this gem:

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that's cool...

I'm just gunna make sure I misslead as many people as possible about california gun laws and rights.
And present myself as a rep for your foundation.

Any new arrest for simple/stupid gun infractions... like "oh I thought it was legal to carry a loaded shotgun"
From uninformed people... Be damn sure they are gunna mention CalGuns told me so.

So can anyone tell me how many laws his threat violates?

Show of hands?
I'm really jealous of the OP!! If we said things like that to Kes we'll get permabanned!!!











WAIT!! He did
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More funny is that thought that in all likelihood he is still reading this thread even though he can't log in...
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More funny is that thought that in all likelihood he is still reading this thread even though he can't log in...
I'm sure he is here somewhere with a new name and trying to pull a MelvinoRama on us.
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Anyone else waiting for the big reveal that he is dating Lady Gaga and we get trolled?
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I'm sure he is here somewhere with a new name and trying to pull a MelvinoRama on us.
Oh/you're a wise one/ my friend
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I'm sure he is here somewhere with a new name and trying to pull a MelvinoRama on us.
MelvinoRama ...... Thats funny!!
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Sorry to go off topic, but what movie is this from?

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He's banging high profile??? Wait. Did that mean he was high up in a gang? Or was he getting gang banged?
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Sorry to go off topic, but what movie is this from?
That was from 21 jump street
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Mucho gracias. I was quite intrigued by it and thought I recognized it. I just couldn't place it!
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No one ever died in the A Team either. I think CGF is on the verge of uncovering something dire!
Sons of Anarchy was almost as bad.

The Mayans were such bad shots that anyone in Sacramento seeing the show should have concluded that the AK47 is indeed NOT a dangerous assault rifle!
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So can anyone tell me how many laws his threat violates?

Show of hands?
I'm counting at least 3.
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