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Old 11-30-2022, 8:04 AM
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Let's get the day started off with some good old school demented cop humor. I got a nice laugh out of this meme a friend sent to me. We worked together for years.

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Let's get the day started off with some good old school demented cop humor. I got a nice laugh out of this meme a friend sent to me. We worked together for years.

Profound yet Funny, in a single sentence.
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I'm not LEO, but I find the Soveriegn Citizen traffic stops on Youtube to be some funny stuff. I catch myself watching them all the time.
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You guys see the worst in society. Nothing wrong with some gallows humor. The grizzled reporter in me jokes the same way.
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I actually got this letter from a meth freak I arrested on a regular basis...

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Ya gotta love the burn mark! I'm betting he also had either rocks or women's underwear in his pockets...
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Many years ago I was hanging with an old school copper. I asked him how many tools he had on him. I swear it was like that scene in Police Academy where Tackleberry and the chick are getting undressed. Guns and knives coming out of pockets, socks, and other places.

He also shared these gems to use when you have a suspect at gunpoint:

You so much as blink and you're gonna die in the dark.
Don't run, you'll only go to jail tired.
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SVT these are all gold.

Spyder, where's your contributions? I know you've got some good ones.
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Thanks ! Denzel Washington and Ethan Hawke in Training Day movie told me all I need to know about warrants…

EDIT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSithsX93k4

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Ya gotta love the burn mark! I'm betting he also had either rocks or women's underwear in his pockets...
Ha! Can't remember that. Buy I did arrest him again just a few weeks after receiving this letter...

He was easy pickings. Always ran, but was always slow.
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You should check out the “sovereign citizen bingo” if you’ve never seen it. Good stuff.
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