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Old 03-17-2022, 3:23 AM
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Default graveyard Security at Oakland ZOO! :)

Forget "Mall Cop" or "Night at the Museum", this script writes itself.

A basically in-experienced un-trained person let alone all night in charge of a large zoo.

I've been seeing this ad very often. What keeps happening to the guards they hire? Do they go "missing" last known to be patrolling near lion cages?

Is the Zoo Admin off their rocker as many semi-public admins are?

Is the job just too damn scary?

"19. Performs other related duties as required and assigned." Will I be finding out what gorilla feces actually smells and FEELS like?

I swear on of these days I'm gonna apply. I'm not really a hunter at the moment but seems like this might to neat gig to "learn all about animals" on various levels. What do Springboks or Wildebeasts sound and smell like on daily basis? Just seems too interesting not to try for a bit. That why I like to dabble in Security. You can get these "behind the curtain" experiences that you just can't get otherwise.
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Old 03-17-2022, 3:26 AM
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Safer than being a security guard in East Oakland…
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Stop digging.
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Old 03-17-2022, 6:40 PM
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Are you going to try to pet a tiger like the guy in Florida?
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Old 08-25-2022, 9:32 PM
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Last security guard was fired and now all the animals are out loose on the streets...
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Old 08-25-2022, 9:56 PM
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“Oakland zoo” = The City of Oakland ?
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Old 08-27-2022, 6:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Enormas View Post
Last security guard was fired and now all the animals are out loose on the streets...
Robbing and shooting people.
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