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Old 03-02-2020, 6:28 AM
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Default Cops 'warn' community of meth 'contaminated with the coronavirus' Free Test!

"JOHNSON CITY, Texas - If you have meth in Blanco County, the police want you to give them a call.
In a Facebook post, the Johnson City Police Department said it has "reason to believe methamphetamine in Blanco County may be contaminated with the Coronavirus."

So, if you have it, the police are asking for you to come forward so it can get tested. Police said they'll even make a house visit if you would like, just call 830-868-7104."
Commenters: "But it won’t get me man, ‘cause I don’t drink Corona!"
"Hysterical! Bet there are some takers!"
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Old 03-02-2020, 7:07 AM
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I demand we post the mugshots of these doper "geniuses!"
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Old 03-02-2020, 7:22 AM
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Awesome troll - better than some of the stings from the olden days!
MAGA - drain the swamp^D^D^D^D^Dcesspool!
Proud deplorable wacist!
Just remember BAMN - there is no level too low for them to stoop!
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Old 03-02-2020, 7:51 AM
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You know that some idiot will come in for the test.
WARNING: This post will most likely contain statements that are offensive to those who lack wit, humor, common sense, and or maturity.

Satire: A literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
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