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Wife is mad
My wife made an appointment for me to get the COVID shot. I told her I would give it some thought, but I wasn't convinced I should. Wife is now mad at me.
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IF you don't want the shot, don't get it. Pretend to keep the appointment and go hit some golf balls. Or take the time to consult a divorce lawyer. She obviously does not respect your viewpoint. Having a spouse like that is a tortious way to spend you one an only life.
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She's already thought of the golfing line ... she says she has to drive me there in case I have a bad reaction. Bad reaction? What do you mean by that ... like I die or become a zombie or something??? |
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Uh oh, has she recently taken out a large life insurance policy on you?? Did she say "dibs on your guns!!" after saying you should get the shot?
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I'm working in a med center all week. They line 'em up, shoot 'em up, and sit 'em in the hallway for a while to see if they keel over. Some do, most don't. The Do-Bee's then get a free trip to Urgent Care.
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Now that was a Live Update. 8)
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Don't be ridiculous. You're not going to die or become a zombie. You might just get really sick for a few days and grow a 3rd arm out of your chest but look at it this way, you can now hold a drink while still driving with both of your other hands.
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Tell her you'll do it as soon as it is FDA Approved...not "Emergency Approved."
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Considering people died during testing, and have died from getting one form of the vaccine or another...how do you guarantee he isn't going to die? EVERY vaccine has a mortality rate.
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Here you go brother 1800Flowers.com And don't forget a good blanket
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So you are married to d. Sorry.
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Covid make up sex.
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Or, you can take the chance that the vaccine won't kill you immediately. Get the shot and tell her you're doing it for her. If you live, you've got it made; if you die, she'll feel like crap forever.
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Left vs right has already been divided ...
Black vs white has already been divided ... Stoned vs sober has already been divided ... Victim vs gun owner has already been divided .. Now they're working on healthy vs paranoid. Bring back the JFKs and MLKs of the Dems - and I'll cooperate... until then, they can F off.
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Now that's an interesting plan! |
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Second, that’s not an option the bride has offered.
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Come out, rub his arm a little and say "That wasn't so bad, you were right!!" and life will be good
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I wonder how common it will become to pay a bribe, get a vax card, and no shot? I bet it will be common when they make life impossible for those who refuse the shot. Lots of those giving the shots are working folks who could use the money. |
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It's bound to happen. The more restrictions that are put in place, the larger the underground market to subvert the restrictions becomes.
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Meh, I'll just work deals to do the things I need to do... im not cooperating with the vax agenda- even by cheating. Well, maybe - but is not plan A.
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This and a bandaid....done.
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This. Print this **** on decent card stock print some stickers out (my wife's has stickers for the shot type and location/provider and your done.
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Your going to get the sharp end of the stick no matter what you do.
Was this the before lunch mad or after lunch mad? Holy Hell, please don’t tell me this was the after dinner drink smoking MAD. At least we can be pretty sure it’s not the psycho bitch mad. That disorder usually only comes during and after the EX process. I’m willing to bet you have misidentified her feelings. It’s sounds like the normal constantly ready to employ, your not doing what she wants you to do stink eye. That is not mad. Good luck. Come what may, and love it. |
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Tell her that before you get the vaccine shots, you're changing your will (or trust) to give everything to someone or something she dislikes, like your previous wife or girlfriend. After you've survived and had no ill effects, you'll change it back. Then ask her if she still wants you to get the vaccine shots.
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