Two Hillbillies went into the watermelon business. Bought melons from the farmers for $1, trucked them across the bridge to the metropolis, sold them in the big city for $.50.
At the end of the year, their bank account was exhausted. One Hillbilly expounded to the other, "see I told you we needed a bigger truck!"
I heard that they switched to the cartridge disassembly business. LOL
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