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WarBoyNux 09-08-2019 2:27 AM

Free Morale booster for any size SHTF.
 
So I am at my local casino tonight and noticed they give away the used deck of cards from the the table games. FOR FREE :D. They got stacks of these things.

These are high quality, heavy weight paper cards with a nice finish and made in the U.S. of A.

So I thought, this would be great to put one deck in each car in case of a breakdown or help pass the time when I am sitting in a FEMA detention camp.

Epaphroditus 09-08-2019 6:52 AM

Time better spent digging escape tunnels.

RHSth4 09-08-2019 7:25 AM

Could also use them as free targets?

223556 09-08-2019 7:46 AM

Not bad! I have a set of waterproof ones from Maxpedtion that’s over 10 years old and still in great condition. Lightly used though from time to time.

VictorFranko 09-08-2019 8:14 AM

For your FEMA camp stay, I highly recommend a deck of mini playing cards as they smuggle in the rectum much more comfortably than a full size deck.

https://i.imgur.com/2lpOPsKl.jpg

Californio 09-08-2019 8:31 AM

ROTFLMAO

Quote:

Originally Posted by VictorFranko (Post 23390678)
For your FEMA camp stay, I highly recommend a deck of mini playing cards as they smuggle in the rectum much more comfortably than a full size deck.

https://i.imgur.com/2lpOPsKl.jpg


eviioiive 09-08-2019 8:36 AM

“Free”

ChuckD 09-09-2019 6:32 PM

That's a great idea. Put one in each vehicle, one in each bag, and 2 in your house!

Skip_Dog 09-09-2019 7:03 PM

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sour...d6Yau9UCxuYAAn

SonofWWIIDI 09-09-2019 7:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarBoyNux (Post 23390271)
So I am at my local casino tonight and noticed they give away the used deck of cards from the the table games. FOR FREE :D. The got stacks of these things.

These are high quality, heavy weight paper cards with a nice finish and made in the U.S. of A.

So I thought, this would be great to put one deck in each car in case of a breakdown or help pass the time when I am sitting in a FEMA detention camp.

Quote:

Originally Posted by VictorFranko (Post 23390678)
For your FEMA camp stay, I highly recommend a deck of mini playing cards as they smuggle in the rectum much more comfortably than a full size deck.

https://i.imgur.com/2lpOPsKl.jpg

These are the ONLY fema authorized playing cards.

http://www.herodecks.com/sites/defau...aryWCDI_KD.jpg

Spaffo 09-09-2019 9:09 PM

The flag and the Beast together is annoying.

WarBoyNux 09-10-2019 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VictorFranko (Post 23390678)
For your FEMA camp stay, I highly recommend a deck of mini playing cards as they smuggle in the rectum much more comfortably than a full size deck.

https://i.imgur.com/2lpOPsKl.jpg

https://www.amazon.com/ZAMTAC-Dollho.../dp/B07NQQ59ST

If I need to keister anything, I am going super small...

https://i.imgur.com/7KIuoBel.jpg

SonofWWIIDI 09-10-2019 1:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Spaffo (Post 23395689)
The flag and the Beast together is annoying.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/l2JJK...leE/source.gif
These are the overlords your looking for...this is the government you’re looking for...
https://i.etsystatic.com/10507046/r/...02908_qv9t.jpg

WarBoyNux 09-10-2019 8:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip_Dog (Post 23395278)

Impressive.

https://youtu.be/s47zT6i5x8E

rm1911 09-13-2019 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip_Dog (Post 23395278)



That cucumber part reminds me of Val Venis and kaientai.


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ShotgunPreacher 09-13-2019 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Epaphroditus (Post 23390443)
Time better spent digging escape tunnels.

Yup. I aint going to no camp and I will be escaping with the rest of the rugged individualists if Im forced into one

Unforgiven 09-13-2019 11:36 PM

Remind me not to borrow a deck of cards from you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by VictorFranko (Post 23390678)
For your FEMA camp stay, I highly recommend a deck of mini playing cards as they smuggle in the rectum much more comfortably than a full size deck.

https://i.imgur.com/2lpOPsKl.jpg



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