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RossRinSD
11-15-2007, 6:38 PM
How do you make sweet tea?

I'm venturing into this area. I'm assuming its pretty much the same as how the brothers make Kool Aid. Just lotz of sugar while the water is still hot??

And, next thread...

How do you make moonshine??

What Just Happened?
11-15-2007, 7:01 PM
Your Google-fu is weak young grasshopper

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweet_tea

redneckshootist
11-15-2007, 7:03 PM
making sweet tea shouldn't be that hard. I was never a big fan of it but my uncle will add shuger before brewing the tea, then refrigerate it and serve with ice.

Dilinger23
11-15-2007, 7:12 PM
Read the instuction on the lable....start on the word Derection..then follow step by step..:tooth::stuart:

got ar?
11-15-2007, 7:15 PM
better off buying arizona southern style sweet tea last time i check .99 a can ......

hitman13
11-15-2007, 7:21 PM
no way, making sweet tea in large quanities is the way to go!!!

and yes, the sugar HAS to go in when it is hot

Spiggy
11-15-2007, 7:53 PM
Hot water + sugar + tea packet + additional flavorings (dried fruit, herbal leaves, whatever)

In that order; best if made a large quantity at a time so the flavor is consistant

RossRinSD
11-15-2007, 7:59 PM
my google-fu is indirectionally proportional to my current rate of alcohol abuse. But Lipton, hot water, and shuga is the way to go.

After chilling, I added the Malibu Passion Fruit... I'm gonna get some booty, I'm gonna get some booty.

Can'thavenuthingood
11-15-2007, 8:03 PM
I'm gonna get some booty, I'm gonna get some booty.

So why are you here rather than tending to the mission?

Vick

RossRinSD
11-15-2007, 8:08 PM
she ain't drunk and she wants to finish 'Land of the Dead' first

dondo
11-15-2007, 8:27 PM
Making sweet tea is way easier in the OFF TOPIC forum...thats what I hear anyways......

hitman13
11-15-2007, 8:45 PM
Making sweet tea is way easier in the OFF TOPIC forum...thats what I hear anyways......
title had the word redneck in it, that directly makes it relate to guns

ar15barrels
11-15-2007, 9:12 PM
How do you make sweet tea?

I think yu need to live in east Texas or anywhere east of there first.
Here it's just iced tea with sweetner added.
Once you get into central texas and order tea, they ask "sweet or not?". :D

Timberwolf
11-15-2007, 9:18 PM
Being from S.C. originally I never knew tea wasn't suppose to be sweet until I moved here in '86.

JUst add the sugar while its hot.

As to the shine - I won't tell you how to make it (family secret) but I will tell you how to test it. Get a cap full and burn it - if it burns a blue flame that's the good stuff, if it burns a yellowish flame that's the iffy stuff don't drink it.

ar15barrels
11-15-2007, 9:24 PM
As to the shine - I won't tell you how to make it (family secret) but I will tell you how to test it. Get a cap full and burn it - if it burns a blue flame that's the good stuff, if it burns a yellowish flame that's the iffy stuff don't drink it.

I don't know that I want to drink anything that burns with ANY color flame!

Timberwolf
11-15-2007, 9:32 PM
The blue is actually a very faint almost clear.

metalhead357
11-15-2007, 9:36 PM
As to the shine - I won't tell you how to make it (family secret) but I will tell you how to test it. Get a cap full and burn it - if it burns a blue flame that's the good stuff, if it burns a yellowish flame that's the iffy stuff don't drink it.

I aint faultin' ya' cause I aint tellin neither. One side of the family-o-mine did once have quite a recipe..............take the chrome right off the trailer hitch if'n ya' know what I mean: but with the price of copper these days? And you wanna make the stuff? Just make a run over d' boarder to Reno and get yer' fill on everclear;)

Timberwolf
11-15-2007, 9:43 PM
mountain dew . . . don't know about chrome but it'll strip paint and make you car run pretty damn good ;)

Can'thavenuthingood
11-15-2007, 9:55 PM
Good stuff is clear as crystal, smooth with no bite.

Good stuff takes time to make.

The good stuff has no real hangover affect other than somewhat of a tired runout feeling, no headache.

I read that somewhere.

Vick

paradox
11-16-2007, 6:04 AM
How do you make moonshine??

http://www.moonshine-still.com/

;)

sloguy
11-16-2007, 6:32 AM
she ain't drunk and she wants to finish 'Land of the Dead' first
i want a girl who gets hot by watching zombie movies.

CavTrooper
11-16-2007, 6:57 AM
I didnt know until I moved to Georgia, but there is only two ways to make tea, sweet and iced!

I get sad now everytime I go somewhere and ask "do you have sweet tea?" and they reply... "we have rasberry tea.." with a confused kinda look on the face.
:(

redneckshootist
11-16-2007, 8:19 AM
http://www.brewhaus.com/
here's a place for supplies to make moonshine they even have recipies. If you make moonshine, make sure its for personal use thats legal. Now if you sell it you might get in trouble.;)

paradox
11-16-2007, 8:32 AM
http://www.brewhaus.com/
here's a place for supplies to make moonshine they even have recipies. If you make moonshine, make sure its for personal use thats legal. Now if you sell it you might get in trouble.;)

If by personal use you mean for personal use as a solvent and/or fuel then yes. Home distilling ethel alcohol for drinking, on the other hand, is still highly illegal.

WolfMansDad
11-16-2007, 9:40 AM
Tea - Put the sugar in while the water is hot, preferably boiling.

Shine - We don't advocate illegal behavior on this board, young man! But if we did, we would tell you to use all copper pipes with no lead solder anywhere, and to filter the product through willow charcoal on the drip.

bigthaiboy
11-16-2007, 2:04 PM
While we're on the subject of rednecks....

How does a redneck unload his pick-up truck?

Easy. He opens the tail-gate, reverse real fast, then slams on the brakes!

hitman13
11-16-2007, 2:10 PM
how do you circumsize a redneck?

kick his sister in the jaw!!

Timberwolf
11-16-2007, 2:28 PM
how do you circumsize a redneck?

kick his sister in the jaw!!

thats just wrong

tom_92673
11-16-2007, 2:55 PM
Just curious, but why are rednecks fair game and blacks, mexicans asians, etc. not?

In response to "Hey Redneck, how do you make sweet tea?" I think

"Hey Mexican, just think Horchata without the rice."

hitman13
11-16-2007, 3:03 PM
white trash are the spics, ******s, kikes, mics, jews, ***gy french, injuns, towel heads, camel jockeys, and krauts of the white race.

i see no difference and im not complaining, as i call them like i see them...

ar15barrels
11-16-2007, 3:07 PM
How does a redneck unload his pick-up truck?

Easy. He opens the tail-gate, reverse real fast, then slams on the brakes!

Crap.
I must be a redneck.
I actually HAVE done that.

In my defense, it was a bunch of scrap steel that I was unloading into the scrap steel pile on the "back 40"...

mxndrnks
11-16-2007, 3:08 PM
thats just wrong

Actually what is really wrong is the way we be makin tea down yonder in the holler (that'd be Bama).... We marry our sister and make her make us the tea.... Not a man's job to worry with.....

ar15barrels
11-16-2007, 3:10 PM
Just curious, but why are rednecks fair game and blacks, mexicans asians, etc. not?

Because it's within the same race.

White making fun of white is OK.
Black making fun of black is OK.
Brown making fun of brown is OK.

Making fun of someone who is NOT your color is racism.

tom_92673
11-16-2007, 3:12 PM
so we are assuming the op is white?

tom_92673
11-16-2007, 3:16 PM
Also, couldn't one assume that "redneck" is an economic grouping more so than a racial grouping? Is it okay to mock someone for their socio-economic background? Where does the line get drawn?

I'm not all panty bunched up about this, I'm just annoyed by seeing racism being uni directional, especially in Southern California where Caucasion is not the majority.

ar15barrels
11-16-2007, 3:28 PM
so we are assuming the op is white?

I'm not assuming anything.
I'm stating a general fact.

ar15barrels
11-16-2007, 3:34 PM
Also, couldn't one assume that "redneck" is an economic grouping more so than a racial grouping? Is it okay to mock someone for their socio-economic background?

Absolutely, redneck is a behavioral and economic grouping, not a racial grouping.
There are oakies that are not rednecks, even though they may live in the same area.

It's not racist to call someone "po white trash" if you are white.
That's purely economic discrimination.
Economic groupings have nothing to do with race, even though some races primarily occupy some economic groupings.

I suppose there's some good term to decribe economic discrimination, but I don't know what it is.

tom_92673
11-16-2007, 3:34 PM
I'm not assuming anything.
I'm stating a general fact.

Because it's within the same race.

White making fun of white is OK.
Black making fun of black is OK.
Brown making fun of brown is OK.

Making fun of someone who is NOT your color is racism.





So because I have some distant Italian ancestory, it's okay for me to call an immigrant Italian a "WOP" or "Dago greaseball?"

I appreciate your "opinion" but I would think a derogatory statement is just that, regardless of the source. That being said, because we live in the United States, I also think it's perfectally allright to use derogatory statements as long as they are not meant to incite a riot as protected by our Bill of Rights. I'm not a fan of the term racism and think it's over used and in fact abused. I just want to see it used equally if people want to cry about racism.

ar15barrels
11-16-2007, 3:35 PM
Is it okay to mock someone for their socio-economic background? Where does the line get drawn?

The line gets drawn when you cross race boundaries.

tom_92673
11-16-2007, 3:36 PM
Absolutely, redneck is a behavioral and economic grouping, not a racial grouping.
There are oakies that are not rednecks, even though they may live in the same area.

It's not racist to call someone "po white trash" if you are white.
That's purely economic discrimination.
Economic groupings have nothing to do with race, even though some races primarily occupy some economic groupings.

I suppose there's some good term to decribe economic discrimination, but I don't know what it is.

Point taken.

ar15barrels
11-16-2007, 3:38 PM
So because I have some distant Italian ancestory, it's okay for me to call an immigrant Italian a "WOP" or "Dago greaseball?"

It should be, but there are so many different groups in the general "white" category that you had better be pretty easy to identify as being an italian before you call someone else by an italian derogatory term.

hitman13
11-16-2007, 3:40 PM
its also hardly a hate crime for someone not white to say "po' white trash" while commiting a crime against them, but if i beat up an african american and said "stupid ******" while beating him ( let say over the head with a baseball bat) it would most definitly be a "hate crime"

Tweak338
11-16-2007, 3:45 PM
back on topic, did you get yer booty?

RossRinSD
11-16-2007, 5:18 PM
yes.

And she decided when the zombies get here, she'll use the AK.

and I'm white and work outside. I'm perpetually sunburned on the back of my neck, even on cloudy days :rolleyes:

ar15barrels
11-16-2007, 5:26 PM
she decided when the zombies get here, she'll use the AK.

Sounds like a keeper. :)

rivviepop
11-16-2007, 7:24 PM
Apparently the AK is the defense weapon of choice during a zmobie attack:

http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2005/4/18/153047/155

:)

RossRinSD
11-17-2007, 12:50 PM
only a keeper if we never get married!

She'll watch the zombie movies with me, make me dinner, go with me to the shooting range, or let me go alone if I want. Hell, we haven't had a going out date since deer season opened. And she doesn't complain about any of it.

but once you're married, that all changes.

metalhead357
11-17-2007, 5:21 PM
only a keeper if we never get married!

She'll watch the zombie movies with me, make me dinner, go with me to the shooting range, or let me go alone if I want. Hell, we haven't had a going out date since deer season opened. And she doesn't complain about any of it.

but once you're married, that all changes.

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