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Mike's Custom
07-04-2008, 11:18 AM
While stitching up a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose
hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama
and his bid to be our President.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a "post turtle." Not
being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a "post turtle"
was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and
you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a
"post turtle".

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued
to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't
belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and
you just wonder what kind of a dumb *** put him up there."

Nose Nuggets
07-04-2008, 11:25 AM
perfect analogy. i like it.

mk19
07-04-2008, 11:47 AM
me likey :D

Soldier415
07-04-2008, 12:06 PM
Gold

BroncoBob
07-04-2008, 12:14 PM
Excellent, no other words descripe it. Too bad this country doesn't have a lot more "old farmers / young farmers / urban farmers / city farmers" who see Obama that way.
:patriot: :Ivan: :rofl2:

Equalizer2
07-04-2008, 12:15 PM
:King:

sorensen440
07-04-2008, 12:50 PM
thats a good one

Blacktail 8541
07-04-2008, 12:58 PM
If the post was not so long, I would use it as my sig line. That is a perfect description of him! :rofl2:

l_Z_l
07-04-2008, 1:01 PM
lol...nice...

gcvt
07-04-2008, 1:10 PM
I love it!!

Falkirk
07-04-2008, 2:26 PM
Brilliant!!

CALI-gula
07-04-2008, 2:41 PM
Does anybody realize that post turtles are a real thing? It's akin to cow-tipping. I came across one out around 29 Palms and put the little guy back on the ground. I was on the bike, saw him and made a U-turn because at first I didn't think he was real. He was a bout 14 inches long (desert tortoise) and he couldn't do anything but wiggle his legs in the air. if nobody had seen him, chicken-hawks or crows might have got to him.

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VegasND
07-04-2008, 2:52 PM
Does anybody realize that post turtles are a real thing?...


Hence the last line:

...you just wonder what kind of a dumb *** put him up there.