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Old 11-04-2012, 8:58 PM
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*People shout, "I didn't do it!" when you walk into a room.
*Your idea of a good time is an armed robbery in progress at shift change.
*You disbelieve 90% of what you hear and 75% of what you see.
*You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce.
*You believe prozac should be added regularly to the water system.
*You believe anyone who says, "I only had two beers" is going to blow over .15
*You walk into places and people think it's THE MOST HILARIOUS thing to grab an acquaintance and shout, "They've come to get you...".
*You have the bladder capacity of five people
*You think it is perfectly normal to discuss dismemberment over a gourmet meal with your spouse
*You disbelieve 90% of what you hear and 75% of what you see
*You can identify a negative "tattoo to tooth" ratio just by looking at a person
*You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, "Boy, it sure is QUIET around here"
*You take it as a compliment when someone calls you a *****
*You have had to put a complainant on hold, while you laugh uncontrollably
*You believe irritable bowel syndrome is normal and happens to everybody
*You think caffeine should be available in I.V. and inhaler form
*You can tell the severity of an accident just by hearing the type of sirens
*You have a crazy ex-wife/husband(s)
*You have learned a lot about paranoia, simply by following random cars around in your patrol car
*You believe that the holding cell should come with a Valium salt-lick
*While off duty sitting at a red light, you look for skid marks in the intersection and determine the point of impact
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Old 11-04-2012, 9:44 PM
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Okay...that made me laugh out loud! It would be even funnier if it wasn't true.

One guy walks over to the black rifle area and starts gazing. An employee asked him if he knew what he wanted. The guy answered "Not sure......definitely something black.............and short...............and tactical."

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."
-Mark Twain
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Old 11-04-2012, 9:50 PM
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All so true.
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Old 11-05-2012, 6:06 AM
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Sad, but true... and working graveyards for a long time will have you disbelieve 90% of what you see.
Guns! More guns! I need more guns!
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Old 11-05-2012, 8:31 AM
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It doesn't go away when you retire either.
Even though Iím retired, I still seem to encounter incredibly stupid people.

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Old 11-05-2012, 9:26 AM
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When my wife and I first started dating, she commented on how she noticed I was always looking around, looking at people, and she noticed a few other quirks. It wasn't until she went on some ride-alongs and started socializing with wives of other LEO's, that she realized everything was ok and that I was actually normal.

"If you expect logic associated with California law, it will only make your head hurt.." - Ron-Solo, 2013
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Old 11-05-2012, 9:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Ron-Solo View Post
It doesn't go away when you retire either.
Got that right!
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