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Old 10-16-2012, 9:31 PM
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Default WHAT I WANT IN A MAN

Original List

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 21)
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises



What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)


1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)


1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)


1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends



What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)



1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

1. BREATHING

2. DOESN'T MISS THE TOILET
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Old 10-17-2012, 12:28 PM
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LOL.
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Old 10-17-2012, 5:06 PM
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I just want his guns LOL
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Old 10-17-2012, 5:19 PM
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Do you get bonus points if you are older but still in a younger list?
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Old 10-17-2012, 5:45 PM
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Hey, I am your man for the 62 year old class! Except for item 9, I have all my original teeth..... and item 10, not home for Saturdays and Sundays, at a competition shooting match nearby, well and item 8, don't like soft foods except for meatloaf and Quiche! yum, and oh, yes, item 7, always have my gun on, even with minimal clothes. I know dem men's are not supposed to post in this forum, but it needed to be said.


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Old 10-17-2012, 6:27 PM
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That's weird, doesn't a girl want a man with a gun? You know, a "gun"!
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Old 10-18-2012, 9:24 AM
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That's weird, doesn't a girl want a man with a gun? You know, a "gun"!
Not really LOL
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funny...and probably true!
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Old 12-03-2012, 8:55 PM
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Bask and Bacon, play time is over....
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Do only safe sex. Never have sex with someone crazier than you are.
Don't marry or move in together before you're both at least 25.
Don't have children until you're married five years or at least age 30.
Put 10% of your salary into savings every month no matter how broke you are.
Don't ever screw around with the IRS.
Keep a handgun on your bedside table.
Don't smart-mouth judges, or cops who stop you on the road.
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Old 12-03-2012, 9:10 PM
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Bask and Bacon: you do know that Mr K started this Ladies Forum so that we wouldn't have to put up with those types of comments? his website, his forum, and he created the rules for it.
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This is epic
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